ummm no

yeah this 21 yr old waitress won 1 millions dollars and opted for the 700,000 payout won't quit here waitress job. I'm either short sighted or an asshole or both cause I sure as hell would roll out.

What the heck? That is ample moolah, live, enjoy it. I'm mean it's good to use for college and I'm not saying you should blow it on a prostitute, coke filled rampage but I wouldn't keep work for $12 an hour....

Zombie Proof

Apparently I'm not the only crazy person. I'm actually relatively sane. I know there are no real zombies... there may eventually be a break down in society because we keep raising the deficit and the US dollar will be as valuable as rice. FUCKERS... but I don't really anticipate a Zombie Apocalypse .. a nuclear one yes, but not a zombie one. These folks went the extra mile and have prepared for their homes. I'm feeling a little inadequate right now. I mean, as if my 401k wasn't sorry enough, I'm clearly not prepared for the future.

Zombie House article
Zombie House article two... it's a totally separate house and person... HA!!

Tavi

Had I known that having kids would be the next shee shee thing since Krispy Kremes, I might have seriously pondered it. Especially if there were a warrantly and assurance that I'd end up with one like Tavi:

http://tavi-thenewgirlintown.blogspot.com/

I mean, I kinda wanna be a hater cause - seriously she is living the life. The LIFE! I could die and come back a hundred times but her life now is pretty damn amazing. Then, really, it's hard not to like her. Just reading her blog, interviews or videos, and you realize that this kid is really intelligent and very savvy.