Holy mother trucker, on my way to work I saw a truck with stickers, neon green zombie blood and weapons. I wished I stopped and took a picture, it was freakin awesome!!!
So I googled it and can't believe how many people trick out their cars. It's crazy.
7.12.2013
7.10.2013
I wanna live
yeah.... in case I needed additional fodder for my "do not fly to list", this article pretty much sealed the deal on Honduras.
Mexico has been on the list for years - you know with the decapitations and kidnappings.
I think it's a solid idea to say that any country on the Dept of State "Do Not Travel List" and possible areas around said countries are automatically included in my poo poo to you list. Honestly, any place that requires Kidnapping Insurance sucks.
Mexico has been on the list for years - you know with the decapitations and kidnappings.
I think it's a solid idea to say that any country on the Dept of State "Do Not Travel List" and possible areas around said countries are automatically included in my poo poo to you list. Honestly, any place that requires Kidnapping Insurance sucks.
7.03.2013
Windshield curse
Holy Fuck! I am cursed. Third time a rock has hit my windshield and cracked it in a year.
Let's think about those odds.
Of all the people in the DMV, that drive to work about 2 hours a days approximately 192 days a year. Or 384 hours a year or around 16 solid days of my life per year..... and I'm the lucky mother fucker that gets a broken windshield..... not once, but THREE times.
Really, can't we just transfer a portion of that craptastic luck over to winning the lottery or something? I could really do some evi.. "good" with that money and save small animals and orphan shoes.
DC has the worst traffic
It's true. Perhaps it's not the worst in the nation but its up there. See..... And some studies have said the DC commute is the worst.
I was driving home today and I swear every student driver and their 80 year old grandmother was out driving. On top of that, everyone in the DMV decided it would be a great time to hit the road at the same time so there was bumper to bumper traffic on the beltway for a solid ass 40 minutes no joke and there wasn't a broken down car or accident in sight.
I almost flipped the fuck out. Really. If I'm sitting in traffic that ain't moving, on a road with no stop light there better be a good ass reason. I'm talking a circus parade or some shit. On the bright side, at least it was going home and not going to work.
I was driving home today and I swear every student driver and their 80 year old grandmother was out driving. On top of that, everyone in the DMV decided it would be a great time to hit the road at the same time so there was bumper to bumper traffic on the beltway for a solid ass 40 minutes no joke and there wasn't a broken down car or accident in sight.
I almost flipped the fuck out. Really. If I'm sitting in traffic that ain't moving, on a road with no stop light there better be a good ass reason. I'm talking a circus parade or some shit. On the bright side, at least it was going home and not going to work.
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