7.28.2009

Headlines be whacked

I want to write for newspapers, blogs or be an anchor cause some of the headlines are so whacked...

For instance, a woman in the South killed and decapitated her 3 1/2 week baby. She may have also commiited cannibalism. She said the Devil made her do it. Now I can't really argue with crazy or Satan. What Evil wants Evil gets. It's tragic and horrible. But what is annoying is that the headlines from AP say: Decapitated baby's mother had psychosis diagnosis (AP)

My reaction is, YA THINK?! Thanks, Capt Obvious. WTF. I want to write a headline that says "DUH!". Whenever anyone does somtehing utterly fucked up, a few days later a news outlet comes out with an assessment that is so stupid, it's very Fox news, you know. Just crap and fodder. Why even post a stupid headline like that.... isn't it obvious.

Oh well. I'm just spiteful cause I haven't flipped out and killed a crapload of people.