skanktastic

Went out on the town with some ladies.  It was during the black out storm.  Regardless, had loads of fun.

However, there was this 'young lady' who was tramptastic and didn't quite comprehend physical boundaries.  Now, I was once young, and dressed rather scandalous, but I didn't invade personal space. I mean I think I got to 2nd or 3rd base, her ass cheeks were all up against my arm.  WTF?

I didn't want to embarrass my friends or go to jail.  So I simply watched the train wreck of the future of america... I tried to take a picture but I needed flash and it would've been too obvious that I was ragging on her.  Even though I may regret not slapping this ho on my death bed, I gain great satisfaction in knowing she was hitting on a gay guy.  Whether he knows it or not is beyond me, but he was definitely playing for the other team.  I could've warn her but ... she too could've moved her ass away from my entire body.

Hussy = FAIL

the things we do

for money.

3.5 hours on the phone including a 2 hour conference call.

I died a little inside today.  I will never get that time back.  The things I could've done instead include (but aren't limited to):

• sleep
• laundry
• people watching at Walmart
• grocery shopping
• picked my nose
• gardening
• hosted a tea a party
• embarked on a witch hunt
• vacuumed
• gotten a massage

but nay.  I did none of those things.  soo bitter.  atleast it's Friday.

Animal Maiming

Over the weekend police finally caught a person responsible for a series of animal slashings in VA.  A 17 yr perpetrator has been arrested.  WTOP said that no motive has been found.

Now, I ain't no Kojak but I got a possible motive for you....
This kid is two stabs shy of being a Jeffrey Dahmer... that's what.

He's a sick little bastard with some wacked out deviant sexual issues or is a future serial killer of prostitutes.  NOTE: He should NOT become a Truck Driver!  What the hell is wrong with people?  I mean these are animal in a farm - park area.  He wasn't camping and fending for his life.  How depressed must his parents be?  But I have to wonder, this kind of behavior doesn't pop out outta the blue, this kid has been fucked up for a while.  There had to have been signs.  Is it wrong that I want to put him down?

mm..hhm yay

This weekend was fascinating, I got hit on unabashedly by a lesbian (which I'm cool with) but she was HILARIOUS, I mean considering we "just" met, the things she was saying in front of everyone had me wondering if she kissed her mother with that mouth.

WOW.

Other than that, the weekend went by quickly, had fun, worked on my imbibing tolerance.

Had a headache, woke up went to work. which is uber busy.
Didn't do anything at home.  It looks like the closet vomitted.  seriously.

I may work on the room today, may just go to bed early.  I think I need vitamin b shots.  I'm soo exhausted.

Take a Midol and call it a day

I've noticed an interesting trend on my blog.  It seems to get especially bitchtastic around the same time of the month. 

coincidence?  I don't think so.

Today's random thought:   Would you kill your child's pimp?  There is a story on CNN about parents in CA that did, and they are being held on $2 million bond.  I know we preach justice and that we shouldn't be 'an eye for an eye'... but I also think there so be some exceptions to the rule.  I mean imagine how much the recidivism and crime rate would go down?

Slap me silly with a wet sock

Okay... I just got to know, who the hell are these bitches that are buying these socks?  (especially the dumb ones paying full price) and why aren't they dating me?

Oh wait... it's cause I'm poor.  and have common sense.

Dear Reader,

Should I inherit a crap ton of money, or win the lottery if I EVER do something this stupid, you can slap me with a wet sock.

Yours Truly,
Fifi

sigh

and today is the longest day of the year... seriously, it feels like it and it IS the Summer Solstice.

FML.

I want to go home and lay in the fetal position.  And I'm eating blueberries like it's going out of style.... its suppose to be a natural anti-depressant. (hint: I don't think it's working cause I still want to kick people's asses)

Bummer - shoe screwed

So my awesome last post about a "friend's" shoe problem...

well the online store called them and they made a mistake.... the shoe is not available.  In the words of the Soup Nazi.... NO SHOES FOR YOU.  Crushed, I tell you!

Somebody is kinda sad. 

Spider shoes!!

I'm not going to name names... but I know someone that has a shopping problem.  In that person's defense.  the said item was on sale and has been stalked for about or over a year.

I like to keep things complicated.