There is truth in old sayings like "truth is stranger than fiction" case in point, story about a chef that is on trial for murdering his wife and boiling her body for days until the only think that remained was her skull. I mean, holy SHIT!
I can't fathom killing someone... wait. I can't fathom actually going through with killing someone none the less disposing of their remains. Murder is a messy business my friends. That takes commitment and EWWWWWwww. How can this guys sleep at night? WOW.
9.27.2012
9.26.2012
Sticky mess
People are funny. I'm sure this broad must be HELLA Krazy cause just a mere drawing of a stick figure she sent to someone is threatening. Hence the extra jail time, bitches!
Now, take a moment and think about this. How many times have you seen a stick figure image either drawn by you as a child or by kids, adults or your children? The last thing I think of is threatening. In fact my fave stick figures are by Cyanide & Happiness, they are evil and hilarious but not threatening.
Can you imagine the shit she did to get into jail? Makes me shudder to think.
Now, take a moment and think about this. How many times have you seen a stick figure image either drawn by you as a child or by kids, adults or your children? The last thing I think of is threatening. In fact my fave stick figures are by Cyanide & Happiness, they are evil and hilarious but not threatening.
Can you imagine the shit she did to get into jail? Makes me shudder to think.
9.25.2012
AWWWwww
In an effort to show that I have a beating heart and I'm not a complete asshole, I wanted to share this luvable fuzzy wuzzy article about a dog fostering a kitten. I'm not gonna lie, it's pretty damn cute.
Good? Bask in the warm fuzzy glow that is adorable animals.
Good? Bask in the warm fuzzy glow that is adorable animals.
9.21.2012
au natural
9.17.2012
Muah.. human kind is going down
Okay, so I haven't written in a minute, been all mad crazy busy. I'm pleased to say that I didn't commit any homicides, I had my doubts but then school started back up. And now everyone is ok. Yay!
Anyways, do you remember the Eddie Murphy song about Booty in the Butt? As luck would have it, maybe this criminal liked that song a little TOO much. Check it, this fool got busted burglarizing a place and was found naked with a Computer Mouse up da Butt.
EWWwwww. EW, I say. His mother must be sooo proud. Muah haha
Ha, and this dude found out his lady love was HIV Positive, instead of figuring out the next steps for both of them. This guys was all HELL'S NO, you ain't getting No Sympathy. He stabbed her dead. Wow, I mean, I know you are all upset and stuff but damn dude, prison healthcare isn't the best. Now you are STUCK.
Anyways, do you remember the Eddie Murphy song about Booty in the Butt? As luck would have it, maybe this criminal liked that song a little TOO much. Check it, this fool got busted burglarizing a place and was found naked with a Computer Mouse up da Butt.
EWWwwww. EW, I say. His mother must be sooo proud. Muah haha
Ha, and this dude found out his lady love was HIV Positive, instead of figuring out the next steps for both of them. This guys was all HELL'S NO, you ain't getting No Sympathy. He stabbed her dead. Wow, I mean, I know you are all upset and stuff but damn dude, prison healthcare isn't the best. Now you are STUCK.
9.05.2012
Beaver attacking a geezer
Reason 54 as to why I don't exercise.
this is also reason 22 why I don't swim in ponds/lakes. .. that and barracudas, alligators, anacondas, piranhas, chupracoabra and any other thing that lives in the wild and can attack people.
yo, keep your ass in the house.
damn.
but the lady lived. yay darwin.
this is also reason 22 why I don't swim in ponds/lakes. .. that and barracudas, alligators, anacondas, piranhas, chupracoabra and any other thing that lives in the wild and can attack people.
yo, keep your ass in the house.
damn.
but the lady lived. yay darwin.
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