2.17.2014

da doooobie

So I noticed rearview lights in the driveway and popped out to see who was there. Said person heard the snow crunch and was like "hello?".

I thought maybe this person didn't have keys to get in so I opened the front door and was consumed by the smokey smell of some illicit greenery.  Seriously if I had to take a drug test tomorrow I might fail because the smell was sooooo strong.  It must've came from the car cause the said person was nearly on the other side of the road, I asked if he had keys and he was like "umm I'm on the phone".  So proceeded to close and lock the door.

Fml.


2.14.2014

Snowtacular Catastrophe

I am so sorry to have to tell you that I think it's armageddon.  The worst thing that could have possibly happened other than the zombie apocalypse is here.  NOW.  It's not enough to be trapped at home. or possibly lose power.  or that it's cold and snowy.

or you ran out of milk...

The snow storm delayed Girl Scout cookies.

WHY!!???  Anything but the cookies.