Thongs - a modern day torture device

That moment you go to the bathroom cause you realize all of a sudden you are going to pee yourself and when you remove your undies it feels as though you waxed your taint.

HOLY Mother of GOD!

It hurts like a son of a gun.

Mental note burn this pair of undies and spend the extra $$ for some bamboo or modal shit.

Sweatband headband

I might be the person bringing this back in style.

For reeelz

My eyes are stinging like a son of a gun

Reality TV Shocker

I don't want to be Capt Obvious... but I can't say people shouldn't be surprised by this.

Yes, you read correctly: Teen Mom (one of the trashy hoes on that craptastic MTV reality show) tries to become a porn star.  One word:



SHOCKER.

Hey girlie girl, maybe you should put aside some of that reality tv money for therapy to deal with your whacked out daddy issues or invest in some saving bonds for your kid instead of being a crackhead.



On other bitchtastic fronts, what is the dealio with Amanda Bynes?  Poor thing, she's s l o w l y
becoming a role model of desperateness.  If  you google her the first top items are:

This chick isn't crying for attention, she's pratically SHOUTING for it.  It's sad, since the beginning of the year she's made a series of crazy unhinged acts after another.

It's a train wreck, but I can't look away.