12.29.2013

New Years resolution

That little heifer told me to suck her dick. Yep. Loud and proud in front of another adult in public, like she lost her mind.

So, I'm gonna keep it simple this year. Forget losing weight (ok, not exactly but it's on the back burner). Screw being a better person because that hasn't gotten me anywhere. Instead all I want to do is NOT go to jail. Seriously, this is my only resolution.

I hope I can make it....