Christmas came early, motherfucker

ah... shit! Check out my new pick! I'm so excited. I can't wait to get them and play with it. I mean, I suddenly feel like a rockstar just looking at it.

Tavi

Had I known that having kids would be the next shee shee thing since Krispy Kremes, I might have seriously pondered it. Especially if there were a warrantly and assurance that I'd end up with one like Tavi:

http://tavi-thenewgirlintown.blogspot.com/

I mean, I kinda wanna be a hater cause - seriously she is living the life. The LIFE! I could die and come back a hundred times but her life now is pretty damn amazing. Then, really, it's hard not to like her. Just reading her blog, interviews or videos, and you realize that this kid is really intelligent and very savvy.

Better now...

Well, the citizens of sketchyville have left the building, my building that is. I'm content for now. I hope the next residents are more mindful and respectful.

However, as I am one for prepardness, I bought pepper spray, whistle and a taser. I pity the fool.

seriously..

Hate my ghetto ass place

I placed another call to the Montgomery County police about our laundry room being burglarized AGAIN (three fucking times now) case number S09053114 for the second laundry room break in 9.3 and the third incident on 9.18.

This is the third time in six weeks. I know it's an inside job and would wager it is the work of the assholes in Unit 301. I HATE THEM. Ever since these fuckers moved in - February/March we've had the police called a bunch of times, two incidents of smashed in lobby door, littered front lobby area and a urinated carpet in the elevator. Now the sketcky women are gone and the guys are living there. I know that there is something bad going on there. I HATE IT, I HATE THEM. I'm miserable.

500 thayer unit 301 = evil slackjaw motherfuckers. they will be the primary suspects if anything happens.

Pussers

So one of the cardinal rules of going to pussers on a Friday night is that you need to be drunk FIRST then remove any eyeglasses or contacts. Don't spend too much time in the bathroom with college girls or your brain will go into atrophy.

Just Desserts

hahaha

I know I should feel sorry for the victim, but I think he totally deserved what he got. Sadly, the women who were involved will be prosecuted:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/09/10/wisconsin.sex.assault/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

First, the guy was a perv - arrested on unrelated child abuse charges

Second, the guy was mooch - he skivvied 3k from one of the chicks

Third, the guy was a jerk - hooking up with three or four women and he was married. eeww

Lastly, he probably has the STD's

I do think that 'karma' and karmella and her sisters finally caught up with this guy. Seriously, this article made my day!

Hair band

I saw this person at Orlando airport, couldn't tell if this was a woman or man because the facial features were harsh and this person was 6ft tall. I wish I took a picture to truely capture the situation. The hair was big. HUGE and teflon like. Was this Lita Ford? A member of Cinderella? I was amazed and a little scared.