holy guacamole.

I just saw the Creigh Deeds interview about his mentally ill son that stabbed him and then killed himself.  While I feel sorry that Mr. Deeds was attacked, lost his son and his son was mentally ill I am not surprised that his son didn't get the help he needed.  It's clear that Mr. Deeds loved his son dearly.

It is also clear that he is in a bit of denial regarding this young man having issues (the quote about the health care professional indicating that his son thought he was a demi god.... hello?!!!).  Deeds said that his son was the perfect son, typically perfect children do not attack and attempt to kill their parents.  I dunno.  I also suspect if other people that knew his son including teachers were interviewed a couple of 'black spots' would appear on his "perfect" past.  Generally speaking, it's a rarity that a normal person would go off the deep end.  There are indicators and clues along the way that hint and eventually diagnose mental illness.  Even if he got the help he needed (Mr. Deeds is blaming the VA healthcare for failing his son), what if his son had to be medicated and stopped taking his medication?  Who's fault would it be if he went crazy and shot up a school?  The NRA?  The doctor? The pharmacist?  His parents or a restaurant for not forcing him to take his medicine with his food?

As a society, we need to get a grip on the concept of ACCOUNTABILITY.  There are mitigating circumstances and sometimes background experience that influences someone's behavior but in the end, the choice is yours.  If your mentally ill son decides to stab you, it's his choice, he is responsible and should be held accountable.  I wonder if Mr. Deeds was in denial about his son having issues when he was younger and that in turn took it longer for his son to be diagnosed?  Who's fault would that be?

Old school memory at the asylum

Remember when you were a kid and popped off to your dad and you came home drunk and high and cops had to be called and you went for an emergency psych eval then three days later was chilling with your pops talking about how you should go snowboarding (courtesy of someone else since you haven't had a job for a year)?

Yeah, I don't remember that either cause if that were me I would've had my ass beat and would be living on the streets. I suspect you might have had the same experience.

I am living on Main Street in Crazytown.  This is some bullshit. I swear when I read this it sounds like some crazy sci fi shit, it can't possibly be real.  But it is.

DC has the worst traffic

It's true.  Perhaps it's not the worst in the nation but its up there.  See..... And some studies have said the DC commute is the worst.

I was driving home today and I swear every student driver and their 80 year old grandmother was out driving.  On top of that, everyone in the DMV decided it would be a great time to hit the road at the same time so there was bumper to bumper traffic on the beltway for a solid ass 40 minutes no joke and there wasn't a broken down car or accident in sight.

I almost flipped the fuck out.  Really.  If I'm sitting in traffic that ain't moving, on a road with no stop light there better be a good ass reason.  I'm talking a circus parade or some shit.  On the bright side, at least it was going home and not going to work.

Bobby Brown going to jail AGAIN

This made CNN news. 

It's such a shocking surprise. 

NOT.  Yo, BB, what went wrong?  You had so much talent, blessings and money.
PUT DOWN the CRACK PIPE.

Crazy killer shit

There is truth in old sayings like "truth is stranger than fiction" case in point, story about a chef that is on trial for murdering his wife and boiling her body for days until the only think that remained was her skull.  I mean, holy SHIT!

I can't fathom killing someone... wait.  I can't fathom actually going through with killing someone none the less disposing of their remains.  Murder is a messy business my friends.  That takes commitment and EWWWWWwww.  How can this guys sleep at night?  WOW.

Muah.. human kind is going down

Okay, so I haven't written in a minute, been all mad crazy busy.  I'm pleased to say that I didn't commit any homicides, I had my doubts but then school started back up.  And now everyone is ok.  Yay!

Anyways, do you remember the Eddie Murphy song about Booty in the Butt?  As luck would have it, maybe this criminal liked that song a little TOO much.  Check it, this fool got busted burglarizing a place and was found naked with a Computer Mouse up da Butt.

EWWwwww.  EW, I say.  His mother must be sooo proud.  Muah haha

Ha, and this dude found out his lady love was HIV Positive, instead of figuring out the next steps for both of them.  This guys was all HELL'S NO, you ain't getting No Sympathy.  He stabbed her dead.  Wow, I mean, I know you are all upset and stuff but damn dude, prison healthcare isn't the best.  Now you are STUCK.

Full Moon or what!?

Today's a pretty freaking ridiculous day.  I mean it's barely halfway over, but it's been non stop crazy work emails.  I'm on the cusp of strangling a client.   seriously.

Must control desire to kill.

so hard

I think I will go to 7-11 and score some lottery tickets cause this is some bullshit.  I haven't wanted to whoop someone's ass like this in a long time (okay, workwise.. haha).

In the meantime I heard on the news that New Orleans is rated number 1, for singles for flirting.  Now, I'm no sociologist.... but do you think they took out the variant of ALCOHOL?  Hello!  It's called liquid courage for a reason.  dumb dumbs.

Whenever I'm sad

I like to look on the Faces of Meth website.

It just makes me feel better about myself.  But geez, it's crazy how damaging and toxic this drug is.  I mean it's CLEAR.  Why anyone would knowingly do this drug is beyond me.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

Animal Maiming

Over the weekend police finally caught a person responsible for a series of animal slashings in VA.  A 17 yr perpetrator has been arrested.  WTOP said that no motive has been found.

Now, I ain't no Kojak but I got a possible motive for you....
This kid is two stabs shy of being a Jeffrey Dahmer... that's what.

He's a sick little bastard with some wacked out deviant sexual issues or is a future serial killer of prostitutes.  NOTE: He should NOT become a Truck Driver!  What the hell is wrong with people?  I mean these are animal in a farm - park area.  He wasn't camping and fending for his life.  How depressed must his parents be?  But I have to wonder, this kind of behavior doesn't pop out outta the blue, this kid has been fucked up for a while.  There had to have been signs.  Is it wrong that I want to put him down?

Slap me silly with a wet sock

Okay... I just got to know, who the hell are these bitches that are buying these socks?  (especially the dumb ones paying full price) and why aren't they dating me?

Oh wait... it's cause I'm poor.  and have common sense.

Dear Reader,

Should I inherit a crap ton of money, or win the lottery if I EVER do something this stupid, you can slap me with a wet sock.

Yours Truly,
Fifi

Operation Sterile

I am a huge advocate of sterilization. I know it makes me sound like a monster but I'm okay with this. I simply think that kids are a gift and shouldn't be taken lightly.

I know the human race will be destroyed and would prefer incompetent people not use precious resources like air, water etc. I think we can agree, stupid people suck and shouldn't infiltrate the gene pool. Case in point, puppy thrower. Domestic abuse is not kool, but you don't throw puppies! Who the hell throws puppies? Serial killers, cannibals, psychopaths...

There are tell tale signs of idiots, it may seem harsh but if people hit certain checkpoints, I think their baby making cards, driver's license and twitter/facebook/youtube pages should be removed.

Limbaugh, limp alright...

Hey, I call it like I see it. And how I see it is Rush Limbaugh is a sad misogynist and is desperate for attention and publicity. Guess I'd be a grumpy a hole if I didn't have sex for twenty years. Bitter... oh so bitter.

Hint:
you are a d bag and nobody likes you.
your chances of getting pooty tang has been diminished because you are a tool, perhaps if you pay someone you might score
only losers pick on girls
also, you have no input as you don't have a vagina

I want to hurt you.... I really like you

I like you.

but I don't $468 like you. Anthropologie, what's your problem? There's a recession going on and you and I know that this Kron wedge & whatever slave labor involved doesn't equate to $468 smackaroons.

I'd like to have a fine meal before I get f'ed. Thank you very much.

DETAILS

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• Fits true to size
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