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Showing posts with label f this shizt. Show all posts

1.30.2014

and speaking of new years resolutions

It makes me feel good that even "d" level celebrities fall off the wagon.

Typically after a breakup I lose weight and go bananas at the gym.  I just like the endorphins and really want to punch people so working out helps.  But some people after a breakup go the opposite direction like Jason Trawick who used to be engaged to Britney Spears.

The image on the right is the after picture.  Poor guy. Maybe he's going to do celebrity fitness and he will get the last laugh.

1.03.2014

Old school memory at the asylum

Remember when you were a kid and popped off to your dad and you came home drunk and high and cops had to be called and you went for an emergency psych eval then three days later was chilling with your pops talking about how you should go snowboarding (courtesy of someone else since you haven't had a job for a year)?

Yeah, I don't remember that either cause if that were me I would've had my ass beat and would be living on the streets. I suspect you might have had the same experience.

I am living on Main Street in Crazytown.  This is some bullshit. I swear when I read this it sounds like some crazy sci fi shit, it can't possibly be real.  But it is.