Bathroom Phone Etiquette

Okay, I'm no Ann Landers but holy shit.

That awkward moment in a bathroom with someone talking loudly and peeing louder then doing a double flush.  I don't care if it's your best friend, kids, spouse, parent.  I know, everyone uses the bathroom and may even be on the phone sometimes, but for GAWD sakes, mute that shit.  I don't need to know that you and your friend are down with some freaky bathroom fetish.

It's bad enough to hear someone else's conversation but to know that the true recepient is fine with the cell/bathroom etiquette disburbs me more.  EWwww.  I mean if that's the shit you 'know' about, I shutter to think about the crap being done on the phone you don't know about.

literally and figuratively... haha.  I made a funny.  crap.
ewww.

Crazy killer shit

There is truth in old sayings like "truth is stranger than fiction" case in point, story about a chef that is on trial for murdering his wife and boiling her body for days until the only think that remained was her skull.  I mean, holy SHIT!

I can't fathom killing someone... wait.  I can't fathom actually going through with killing someone none the less disposing of their remains.  Murder is a messy business my friends.  That takes commitment and EWWWWWwww.  How can this guys sleep at night?  WOW.

Muah.. human kind is going down

Okay, so I haven't written in a minute, been all mad crazy busy.  I'm pleased to say that I didn't commit any homicides, I had my doubts but then school started back up.  And now everyone is ok.  Yay!

Anyways, do you remember the Eddie Murphy song about Booty in the Butt?  As luck would have it, maybe this criminal liked that song a little TOO much.  Check it, this fool got busted burglarizing a place and was found naked with a Computer Mouse up da Butt.

EWWwwww.  EW, I say.  His mother must be sooo proud.  Muah haha

Ha, and this dude found out his lady love was HIV Positive, instead of figuring out the next steps for both of them.  This guys was all HELL'S NO, you ain't getting No Sympathy.  He stabbed her dead.  Wow, I mean, I know you are all upset and stuff but damn dude, prison healthcare isn't the best.  Now you are STUCK.

Whenever I'm sad

I like to look on the Faces of Meth website.

It just makes me feel better about myself.  But geez, it's crazy how damaging and toxic this drug is.  I mean it's CLEAR.  Why anyone would knowingly do this drug is beyond me.

I just threw up a little in my mouth.

White bike shorts

It's a No No.  White pants, yes - well maybe depending on a number of factors: fit, style, he/she who is wearing the pants  But BIKER SHORTS - must never be worn.

because sweaty + ass = not attractive (on anyone)

huuuc... (that's the sound of throwing up)

yeah.. so.. two articles prompted today's reaction.  What the hell is wrong with people?!  The pictures so do the articles justice, you should click on it.  But I must warn you... you may die a little on the inside, after you read the articles.

Whack Ass Bootycheeks

Tanorexic Mom child abuse

Random Ratness

Above is a picture of a Rat King. According to Wiki Rat kings are phenomena said to arise when a number of rats become intertwined at their tails, which become stuck together with blood, dirt, ice, excrement or simply knotted. The animals reputedly grow together while joined at the tails. The numbers of rats that are joined together can vary, but naturally rat kings formed from a larger number of rats are rarer. The phenomenon is particularly associated with Germany, where the majority of instances have been reported. Historically, there are various superstitions surrounding rat kings, and they were often seen as an extremely bad omen, particularly associated with plagues.

You think? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Eventually all the rats die.

In German folklore they believed Rat Kings to be considered an extremely bad omen.

Again I say.....
You think? EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Mice ARE the DEVIL. if you don't believe me... check out this video from Australia in 1993. (don't watch this while you eat)

holy mother mcgee

Just read an article about a big ass rat found in NY Bronx Foot Locker. Dezam.... that is a monster. Authorities believe it to be Gambian Pouched Rat, you know it's bad when they say 'although harmless, if you see one walk away and call animal control". Isn't that what they say when you encounter an armed assailant or someone on the most wanted list? Mice problem ain't looking sooo bad now, huh? I'll take my measally mice anyday! I can atleast capture or kill them without bodily harm.

The original article is found here.

England has the best Serial Killers

Seriously, throughout history the motherland (you know to America) and Germany always has the most wackiest and wildest serial killers. Don't get me wrong the old US has had it's fair share of crazies:

• Green River Killer
• Jeffrey Dalmer
• John Wayne Gacy
• Ed Gein (it rubs the lotion on the skin)
• The Zodiac Killer

and NO, Charles Manson doesn't count because he was a mass murderer, thank you. Not a Serial Killer (duh). But I digress. England - something about Serial Killers, Cannibals and Prostitutes I mean, really it's a recipe for disaster. See the CNN article here

Ah well, the more I read about crime, the more I'm hoping that micro-organisms take back the earth or that a Supernova sucks us up. Let the bunnies, kittens and puppies inherite the earth cause humans suck.

Speaking of sucking... three day weekend. I'll be sure to snag pictures of visual attrocities - because it's the beginning of summer (people get drunk, put on clothes in the dark, drink liquid courage to karioke, it's hot, less clothes, people seem to think they are far hotter than actuality) and there's bound to be bad BAD bad fashion. And I'll be there like the caped crusader waiting to strike (and take picture to blog about) so I can defend the rights and eyes of the masses!

huh?

I've been meaning to put this up. It's a tumor in a brain. A tumor in the shape of a foot. try to look away. Try! I dare you.

My Peeps

There was an article on CNN about 1000+ new species found along the Mekong River which spans Southeast Asia - Vietnam, Laos, Thailand, Cambodia. It was a pretty good article and encouraging considering all the other species mankind is killing out. However as I was scanning the images I couldn't help but notice the caption for a Rat type creature that was thought to been extinct for some 11 million years. I mean this is big news! So why did they find the little critter in a food market? Whassup with that? Was he scampering for food or worse... being sold as? I think we all know the truth! Worse part is... he's kinda cute. I hope he lives another 11 million years and surpasses the existance of humans. We can be so cold.