Windshield curse

Holy Fuck!  I am cursed.  Third time a rock has hit my windshield and cracked it in a year.

Let's think about those odds.
Of all the people in the DMV, that drive to work about 2 hours a days approximately 192 days a year.  Or 384 hours a year or around 16 solid days of my life per year.....  and I'm the lucky mother fucker that gets a broken windshield..... not once, but THREE times.

Really, can't we just transfer a portion of that craptastic luck over to winning the lottery or something?  I could really do some evi.. "good" with that money and save small animals and orphan shoes.

Full Moon or what!?

Today's a pretty freaking ridiculous day.  I mean it's barely halfway over, but it's been non stop crazy work emails.  I'm on the cusp of strangling a client.   seriously.

Must control desire to kill.

so hard

I think I will go to 7-11 and score some lottery tickets cause this is some bullshit.  I haven't wanted to whoop someone's ass like this in a long time (okay, workwise.. haha).

In the meantime I heard on the news that New Orleans is rated number 1, for singles for flirting.  Now, I'm no sociologist.... but do you think they took out the variant of ALCOHOL?  Hello!  It's called liquid courage for a reason.  dumb dumbs.

Rinse and Repeat

Trying not to hurt people.

But I wonder how many times must one make a request over and over again until they can shove their foot up someone's ass? 

It's nothing big, a simple request like pick up your mess, put dishes in dishwasher, flush the toilet when you are done using it.  No, I'm not talking to toddlers, contrary to popular belief I do not sacrifice them to appease the old gods or look young.  I actually like kids.  well behaved kids.
and adults.

but alas.  nothing is perfect.  So I teeter on the brink of homicide and plaster on my best 'sleep with one eye open' smile.

Right turns

Why are right turns so hard for people to make? Wth! It's a right turn, you look and you turn. Simple. It shouldn't take five years to do.

drip drip drip

the building walls have shifted and there's an incessant drip drip noise driving me crazy. perhaps I can ignore it, maybe I'll flip out, who's to say.