Old school memory at the asylum

Remember when you were a kid and popped off to your dad and you came home drunk and high and cops had to be called and you went for an emergency psych eval then three days later was chilling with your pops talking about how you should go snowboarding (courtesy of someone else since you haven't had a job for a year)?

Yeah, I don't remember that either cause if that were me I would've had my ass beat and would be living on the streets. I suspect you might have had the same experience.

I am living on Main Street in Crazytown.  This is some bullshit. I swear when I read this it sounds like some crazy sci fi shit, it can't possibly be real.  But it is.

I wanna live

yeah.... in case I needed additional fodder for my "do not fly to list", this article pretty much sealed the deal on Honduras.

Mexico has been on the list for years - you know with the decapitations and kidnappings.

I think it's a solid idea to say that any country on the Dept of State "Do Not Travel List" and possible areas around said countries are automatically included in my poo poo to you list.  Honestly, any place that requires Kidnapping Insurance sucks.

Bobby Brown going to jail AGAIN

This made CNN news. 

It's such a shocking surprise. 

NOT.  Yo, BB, what went wrong?  You had so much talent, blessings and money.
PUT DOWN the CRACK PIPE.

Brain FREEEEZE

what the fuck is up with this!  (see image)  what is this you say, well it's about a 1/4 teaspoon of ice cream in a gallon container - THAT WAS LEFT IN THE FREEZER.

when I asked one of the possible culprits if this was their handy work, the assailant confessed and said that they were going to eat the rest later.  UMmmm.. to say that this is a tablespoon of ice cream is pushing it.  I mean, really?  I got to tell you, I'm SOOO scared about the future of America.  I am sure this seems petty to some but it's simply indicative of complete thoughtlessness.  plus it's a little rude.

when you wonder why I'm stashing snacks and stuff over neighbors houses, I implore you to look at the above pic.