Beaver attacking a geezer

Reason 54 as to why I don't exercise.

this is also reason 22 why I don't swim in ponds/lakes. .. that and barracudas, alligators, anacondas, piranhas, chupracoabra and any other thing that lives in the wild and can attack people.

yo, keep your ass in the house.

damn.

but the lady lived.  yay darwin.

Never dissapointed

True story.  I went to Big Lots.  If anyone has ever been to Big Lots you know that it's quite possibly a couple steps below Walmart but there are some great deals.  Maybe things are past the expiration date, 'retro', and you seriously need to avoid eye contact with the other shoppers but it's worth a trip.

So, I'm at Big Lots in Vegas (take all of the above and multiply the 'awesomeness' err... optical travestry by 3) and my friend said that after milling about in the store that his kids are A OK.  That they could very well run for public office in comparison with folks onsite.

I'm won't deny, that comparatively they seem like Valevictorians... however... is it really good to have such low standards?  I mean, it's great for ego building purposes but come on.  The folks at the store were a couple Darwin steps short of  chimps... and I'd have a pretty solid argument that I'm insulting the monkeys.  So, do you think it's good to have low expectations to not be disappointed?
Or should we aim for the stars to strive for more?
Discuss.

Operation Sterile

I am a huge advocate of sterilization. I know it makes me sound like a monster but I'm okay with this. I simply think that kids are a gift and shouldn't be taken lightly.

I know the human race will be destroyed and would prefer incompetent people not use precious resources like air, water etc. I think we can agree, stupid people suck and shouldn't infiltrate the gene pool. Case in point, puppy thrower. Domestic abuse is not kool, but you don't throw puppies! Who the hell throws puppies? Serial killers, cannibals, psychopaths...

There are tell tale signs of idiots, it may seem harsh but if people hit certain checkpoints, I think their baby making cards, driver's license and twitter/facebook/youtube pages should be removed.

England has the best Serial Killers

Seriously, throughout history the motherland (you know to America) and Germany always has the most wackiest and wildest serial killers. Don't get me wrong the old US has had it's fair share of crazies:

• Green River Killer
• Jeffrey Dalmer
• John Wayne Gacy
• Ed Gein (it rubs the lotion on the skin)
• The Zodiac Killer

and NO, Charles Manson doesn't count because he was a mass murderer, thank you. Not a Serial Killer (duh). But I digress. England - something about Serial Killers, Cannibals and Prostitutes I mean, really it's a recipe for disaster. See the CNN article here

Ah well, the more I read about crime, the more I'm hoping that micro-organisms take back the earth or that a Supernova sucks us up. Let the bunnies, kittens and puppies inherite the earth cause humans suck.

Speaking of sucking... three day weekend. I'll be sure to snag pictures of visual attrocities - because it's the beginning of summer (people get drunk, put on clothes in the dark, drink liquid courage to karioke, it's hot, less clothes, people seem to think they are far hotter than actuality) and there's bound to be bad BAD bad fashion. And I'll be there like the caped crusader waiting to strike (and take picture to blog about) so I can defend the rights and eyes of the masses!

Hate my ghetto ass place

I placed another call to the Montgomery County police about our laundry room being burglarized AGAIN (three fucking times now) case number S09053114 for the second laundry room break in 9.3 and the third incident on 9.18.

This is the third time in six weeks. I know it's an inside job and would wager it is the work of the assholes in Unit 301. I HATE THEM. Ever since these fuckers moved in - February/March we've had the police called a bunch of times, two incidents of smashed in lobby door, littered front lobby area and a urinated carpet in the elevator. Now the sketcky women are gone and the guys are living there. I know that there is something bad going on there. I HATE IT, I HATE THEM. I'm miserable.

500 thayer unit 301 = evil slackjaw motherfuckers. they will be the primary suspects if anything happens.

Birth control

Reason number 31 why I don't want kids! What the hell, this dude has pants down his bum, a cap, a baggy hoodie sweatshirt and the hood OVER his cap.

and it's camo.
in the burbs.