Muah.. human kind is going down

Okay, so I haven't written in a minute, been all mad crazy busy.  I'm pleased to say that I didn't commit any homicides, I had my doubts but then school started back up.  And now everyone is ok.  Yay!

Anyways, do you remember the Eddie Murphy song about Booty in the Butt?  As luck would have it, maybe this criminal liked that song a little TOO much.  Check it, this fool got busted burglarizing a place and was found naked with a Computer Mouse up da Butt.

EWWwwww.  EW, I say.  His mother must be sooo proud.  Muah haha

Ha, and this dude found out his lady love was HIV Positive, instead of figuring out the next steps for both of them.  This guys was all HELL'S NO, you ain't getting No Sympathy.  He stabbed her dead.  Wow, I mean, I know you are all upset and stuff but damn dude, prison healthcare isn't the best.  Now you are STUCK.

Shoe hiatus - honest engine!!

yeah so I ended the year helping the economy. I know .. I know, I'm so freakin thoughtful, trying to save the world and all but it's hard to be me.

the presssure, stress... blaa blaa.

anyways I've rewarded myself with a couple of shoes... (I know.. shocker). They are kinda my last 'supper' shoes because I'm going to see if I can NOT buy shoes, clothes or accessories until my birthday. Maybe I will start with a realistic goal like a month then move it up to 2 or 3. PLUS the rule is I can't spend any money - cash or credit cards. But I CAN use gift cards - so it's not like I'm going to go completely without.

I decided since the world is ending (for a little bit) and I'm trying to be good - that I would buy some funky shoes to brighten up my days. So I opted for the below - Zombie Stomper shoes by ironfistclothing.com, regular version are colorful, the other black and white type version GLOW IN THE DARK, and I also got platform pumps with cartoon guts and gore on them (not shown). If I can abstain from buying items for three months then it would balance the three shoes. Isn't three supposed to be a lucky number? :)

drip drip drip

the building walls have shifted and there's an incessant drip drip noise driving me crazy. perhaps I can ignore it, maybe I'll flip out, who's to say.

AutoErotic Affixiation Strikes Again

Poor David Carradine.....

http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/06/05/carradine.death/index.html

yikes and yikes... Some say suicide, his family says foul play... me thinks he was into some kinky ass shit. The night is young so we will see in time what really happened. You'd be surprise how many people die by A.E.F. Michael Hutchinson - INXS....

Throw in ..rigor mortis and EWWWwwwww

I hope I go in my sleep, au natural.

You had to be there

The lady in the bikini had a rockin body however she wore a white bikini with a pad! A pad! What the what the? You can't see it in the picture but it was BAD! Why would someone do that?

Survey says BONG

So flamey chiffon situation is bad. BAD!!!!! She was such a pretty girl too.

Mirrors anyone?

Where do I start? Okay I was at the store and saw the above situation. Black tights and booty shorts is unacceptable on anyone unless you work at Hooters, are in a dinner theater, in the theater or a stripper.. Since I'm not the fashion police (thank your lucky stars cause I'd be giving out citations left and right), PEOPLE don't wear something so the shirt rides up your back for everyone to see that your tights are hiked up and your shorts are small and riding down. I can't tell if that is booty crack or the piping on the tights. People don't want to see that. I could've been buying food or something. What the, what the! Ah well.

Wow....

While online doing some research work (TMZ) I came across the above image. It makes me laugh and die a little on the inside - at the same time. Apparently this guy is Shawn Johnson's stalker from Dancing with the Stars. Can't really say we are surprised that this guys is uh.......

unstable. hmm... I don't know if the turquoise bikini bottom or the pink half shirt gave it away. His mother must be soo proud. Assuming he didn't kill her. PSYCHO....

hahaha... people are freaks.

huh?

I've been meaning to put this up. It's a tumor in a brain. A tumor in the shape of a foot. try to look away. Try! I dare you.

Whaaa??

You thought Barney was retired! Retarded, yes. Retired, I don't know. The missing Teletubby? Maybe.

Things have been challenging lately. I just don't have the strength to be a wholesome good person. I try (kinda) but I've been thinking about switching in my halo for a nice sharp pitchfork....

aww

I've got puppy fever!!!

It's lethal! I shall call this puppy fifi jr. Don't tell my dog.