DC has the worst traffic

It's true.  Perhaps it's not the worst in the nation but its up there.  See..... And some studies have said the DC commute is the worst.

I was driving home today and I swear every student driver and their 80 year old grandmother was out driving.  On top of that, everyone in the DMV decided it would be a great time to hit the road at the same time so there was bumper to bumper traffic on the beltway for a solid ass 40 minutes no joke and there wasn't a broken down car or accident in sight.

I almost flipped the fuck out.  Really.  If I'm sitting in traffic that ain't moving, on a road with no stop light there better be a good ass reason.  I'm talking a circus parade or some shit.  On the bright side, at least it was going home and not going to work.

am I greedy

is it wrong to assume if you put a sign on food for NO ONE to EAT, that no one should?

I mean, I don't want to be an asshole but should I take pictures and duct tape my shit? It's kinda ridiculous because I generally don't ask for much. And it's not like I don't buy food for others, so what the hell?!

What would you do? (issue occurs at home, a teenager is involved, said teenager says they didn't eat my shit. I come from the school of 'go pick your switch', but said tactics can not be used in this environment. I really don't ask for much and am considering botchulism for learning purposes....)

The ole crotch punch

Don't know why but I'm feeling all sorts of grumpy.

Perhaps I want to know that I'm not alone or am not a monster, but can anyone let me know:
Have you ever wanted to punch someone in the crotch?

Seriously, maybe it's life, work, jackasses, but have you ever met someone who's an AHOLE that needed a swift kick or punch? I mean if they are a jerk anyways what does it matter.

it all makes sense

girl time. I'm all crampy and I wanna slap someone.

who's feeling bitchtastic?

*raises hand

a moment on the lips, an eternity on the hips

I wish that saying could dis-sway me from indulging but nay.

NAY I say. I indulged in some candy, maybe a donut... maybe some pizza - albeit vegetarian (makes me feel slightly healthier... haha)

Today I'm grumpy. No reason really, just grumpy for grumpy sake. The only saving grace is that I'm going to hang with friends this evening, maybe dream up some shananagan that involves fame and riches, gossip and enjoy each other's company.

I NEED TO BE RICH. This pedestrian life is killin me.

Ohh.. another good thing, speaking of pedestrians is that I no longer have to park in the public garage. YAY! Back to underground parking. I like it because:

1. there are more crazy people and vagabonds enroute to the public garage and work
2. sometimes I'm ill prepared for the visuals of public transportation
3. the building garage is 150% more convenient
4. I feel safer
5. it is also kinda elitist

so there. ah.. I feel so much better now. BOO Pubic Parking *yeah... I meant that*

Testing fool

Technically I'm testy... but I digress. Been testing and working on documentation. Fun... maybe. It beats this weekend which was pretty grey, damp and cold. I've decided to postpone early retirement to save and become a Winterbird. (okay... maybe I have no choice in postponing retirement... thanks Economy and Mom and Dad...)

I'm still fighting the good fight. I'm a little on the grumpy side today, don't know why. Going to the Sauna to feel better and then to a lame ole meeting. ugh.

I hope my dear Tam is fine - she's on Spring Break in mExiCo...... if she has all of her extremities I will be happy.

I was naughty on Friday due to imbibing a hellava lot and eating happy hour food. Hint - eat before you go out.. less tempting. So... back to square one. I am pleased to inform that the Split Pea and Black Bean soup were actually....edible. crazy. I know. Nearly one month before my birthday. ugh.