Bathroom Phone Etiquette

Okay, I'm no Ann Landers but holy shit.

That awkward moment in a bathroom with someone talking loudly and peeing louder then doing a double flush.  I don't care if it's your best friend, kids, spouse, parent.  I know, everyone uses the bathroom and may even be on the phone sometimes, but for GAWD sakes, mute that shit.  I don't need to know that you and your friend are down with some freaky bathroom fetish.

It's bad enough to hear someone else's conversation but to know that the true recepient is fine with the cell/bathroom etiquette disburbs me more.  EWwww.  I mean if that's the shit you 'know' about, I shutter to think about the crap being done on the phone you don't know about.

literally and figuratively... haha.  I made a funny.  crap.
ewww.

Animal Maiming

Over the weekend police finally caught a person responsible for a series of animal slashings in VA.  A 17 yr perpetrator has been arrested.  WTOP said that no motive has been found.

Now, I ain't no Kojak but I got a possible motive for you....
This kid is two stabs shy of being a Jeffrey Dahmer... that's what.

He's a sick little bastard with some wacked out deviant sexual issues or is a future serial killer of prostitutes.  NOTE: He should NOT become a Truck Driver!  What the hell is wrong with people?  I mean these are animal in a farm - park area.  He wasn't camping and fending for his life.  How depressed must his parents be?  But I have to wonder, this kind of behavior doesn't pop out outta the blue, this kid has been fucked up for a while.  There had to have been signs.  Is it wrong that I want to put him down?

Operation Sterile

I am a huge advocate of sterilization. I know it makes me sound like a monster but I'm okay with this. I simply think that kids are a gift and shouldn't be taken lightly.

I know the human race will be destroyed and would prefer incompetent people not use precious resources like air, water etc. I think we can agree, stupid people suck and shouldn't infiltrate the gene pool. Case in point, puppy thrower. Domestic abuse is not kool, but you don't throw puppies! Who the hell throws puppies? Serial killers, cannibals, psychopaths...

There are tell tale signs of idiots, it may seem harsh but if people hit certain checkpoints, I think their baby making cards, driver's license and twitter/facebook/youtube pages should be removed.

Just Desserts

hahaha

I know I should feel sorry for the victim, but I think he totally deserved what he got. Sadly, the women who were involved will be prosecuted:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/09/10/wisconsin.sex.assault/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

First, the guy was a perv - arrested on unrelated child abuse charges

Second, the guy was mooch - he skivvied 3k from one of the chicks

Third, the guy was a jerk - hooking up with three or four women and he was married. eeww

Lastly, he probably has the STD's

I do think that 'karma' and karmella and her sisters finally caught up with this guy. Seriously, this article made my day!

Operation Insert Brain _here_

So.... they say that time will heal all wounds but what if it doesn't? What if your wound never heals, festers, and gets infectioned and you have to have an appendage amputated? HUH!? I've consulted the dark forces (Dr. ToB) to formulate a way to move forward and have up come up with a possible solution. But I need your help in deciding which option would work best.



I'm trying to be a better person but it's hard.....

Public Blogs

I've had a profound realization: People are retarded.

Case in point, see the above image. I get it, perhaps you have a blog as a personal journal of sorts. A way to detox your soul and life of the mundane existence you have. Or a saucy way to gripe about the ill fashion sins being committed. Or better yet, to document the cute expression of your dog's face when he does something terribly naughty. But if your blog is public - obviously you want people to see it SO if it is used for evil and not good, then them's the breaks. I mean if I posted a picture of myself in high school with Teflon hair and a rad off the shoulder one piece, it's taking a gamble that someone will:
a. give me a compliment and say that I haven't aged a day since Metallica toured with Guns N Roses
b. photoshop my head onto a porn star
c. vehemently make fun of my 'tiffanyesque' updo and bad fashion sense

These are the chances we take. The image is funny because it sounds like some sort of McCarthy Blacklist conspiracy.

Ah, people. Speaking of which. Went to the Renaissance Festival and it was great. I would highly advise anyone with self esteem issues to go, as you will most likely walk away with a grander sense of self. I'll be sure to take pictures the next time to further my point.