Holy Fuck! I am cursed. Third time a rock has hit my windshield and cracked it in a year.
Let's think about those odds.
Of all the people in the DMV, that drive to work about 2 hours a days approximately 192 days a year. Or 384 hours a year or around 16 solid days of my life per year..... and I'm the lucky mother fucker that gets a broken windshield..... not once, but THREE times.
Really, can't we just transfer a portion of that craptastic luck over to winning the lottery or something? I could really do some evi.. "good" with that money and save small animals and orphan shoes.
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