This is the crap your mother or school doesn't teach you about:
Hemorrhoids.
I hate getting old. Why oh why. It's enough to get wrinkles or have gray hairs but this shit OMG. I might as well start wearing a colostomy bag.
Holy shit do they hurt. Literally he who penned the phrase "pain in the ass" had to have had one. This is the second time I've had one all this year. And you wanna talk awkward at the pharmacy. The cashier must've thought I was having some freakish party with the preperation h, stool softener and peeps. There wasn't much small talk if you catch my drift.
Regardless my ass hurts and googling this isn't helping cause I'm all freaking out about getting surgery now (thanks over active imagination).
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