2009 Resolutions
- must win lottery
- simplify life
- lose weight
- create pickpocketing robot
- pay off debt
- save money
- buy small village in a third world country
- create an army of monkies
- embark on more adventures (the good kind, not the kind that makes you scrub yourself extra hard in the shower while cowering and crying in the corner)
Most of the items for 2009 "to do" are contingent on the first bullet item. sad. By the way, why is there an actual article on Brad Pitt's faithfulness - it's been almost 4 years. I swear... Get over it.
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