Reprieve...dang

so.. it appears that God loves fat metalheads too. in the midst of my drunken stuphor blogging a few weeks ago... my phone fell into my beverage.

it died.

I was all "NOooooo, dear god WHY. Take ME.... no... TAKE HIM" - pointing to random strangers... so... I've been dealing. The temp phone only allows me to receive emails, NO camera, NO instant FBing or Blogging. It is so sad. I feel like I'm in the Dark Ages. I mean it's a bit obvious now if I whip out my camera and take pictures... then I have to upload it and type in an entry. Ugh. My brain hurts.

I'm trying to learn from my mistakes and hate everyone equally. It's the right thing to do. Till then I will suffer with my lame ass 3g slow as snails phone. How in the hell did humans manage to survive prior to technology?

I love the eighties!

Metal fest

Aw yeah. Nothing like a local Metal concert or Walmart to make you feel hot.

drip drip drip

the building walls have shifted and there's an incessant drip drip noise driving me crazy. perhaps I can ignore it, maybe I'll flip out, who's to say.

a moment on the lips, an eternity on the hips

I wish that saying could dis-sway me from indulging but nay.

NAY I say. I indulged in some candy, maybe a donut... maybe some pizza - albeit vegetarian (makes me feel slightly healthier... haha)

Today I'm grumpy. No reason really, just grumpy for grumpy sake. The only saving grace is that I'm going to hang with friends this evening, maybe dream up some shananagan that involves fame and riches, gossip and enjoy each other's company.

I NEED TO BE RICH. This pedestrian life is killin me.

Ohh.. another good thing, speaking of pedestrians is that I no longer have to park in the public garage. YAY! Back to underground parking. I like it because:

1. there are more crazy people and vagabonds enroute to the public garage and work
2. sometimes I'm ill prepared for the visuals of public transportation
3. the building garage is 150% more convenient
4. I feel safer
5. it is also kinda elitist

so there. ah.. I feel so much better now. BOO Pubic Parking *yeah... I meant that*

England has the best Serial Killers

Seriously, throughout history the motherland (you know to America) and Germany always has the most wackiest and wildest serial killers. Don't get me wrong the old US has had it's fair share of crazies:

• Green River Killer
• Jeffrey Dalmer
• John Wayne Gacy
• Ed Gein (it rubs the lotion on the skin)
• The Zodiac Killer

and NO, Charles Manson doesn't count because he was a mass murderer, thank you. Not a Serial Killer (duh). But I digress. England - something about Serial Killers, Cannibals and Prostitutes I mean, really it's a recipe for disaster. See the CNN article here

Ah well, the more I read about crime, the more I'm hoping that micro-organisms take back the earth or that a Supernova sucks us up. Let the bunnies, kittens and puppies inherite the earth cause humans suck.

Speaking of sucking... three day weekend. I'll be sure to snag pictures of visual attrocities - because it's the beginning of summer (people get drunk, put on clothes in the dark, drink liquid courage to karioke, it's hot, less clothes, people seem to think they are far hotter than actuality) and there's bound to be bad BAD bad fashion. And I'll be there like the caped crusader waiting to strike (and take picture to blog about) so I can defend the rights and eyes of the masses!

Truth is Stranger than Fiction

seriously, you can't make this crap up. This dude, Jarrod Wyatt, drank some wacky mushroom tea and ripped out the heart and eyes of his 21 year old friend. The guy bleed to death after his heart was ripped out of him - WHILE HE WAS ALIVE!! Holy Crap. I shudder to think about this guys last moments. EEWWWW

Now let's access the prepetrator...
1. His name is Jarrod
2. His last name is Wyatt
3. Don't most serial killers have Wyatt or Wayne in their names?
4. What's up with the whacked out hairdo? Please tell me this picture was taken AFTER the mushroom incident because there is NO excuse to walk around looking like this. I mean he should be incarcerated on the fashion crime alone. GUILTY.

Anyways, to read more about this story go to the below link. Oh yeah... one more thing. EWWwwwww......



http://msn.foxsports.com/boxing/story/MMA-fighter-Jarrod-Wyatt-eyes-heart-murder-charge-052610