Lanvin Trench

2012 is starting off great, I scored a stellar deal on a Lanvin ete 2011 trench, normally $1300+ for $400 at the Barneys outlet. I got the black waxed cotton double-breasted trench coat with notched lapels, button slash pockets and gathering at shoulder. I love the crazy spikey, devil horn shoulders. The trench has a self belt at waist and a center vent on the back.

It has a Matrix, Lady Gaga feel. I'm working on my new year's resolution of making bat shit crazy look good. I'm not really bat shit crazy, but I don't want to wait until I'm 65 to be that eccentric broad with big cocktail rings and wardrobe to die for. Why can't I do that now?

England has the best Serial Killers

Seriously, throughout history the motherland (you know to America) and Germany always has the most wackiest and wildest serial killers. Don't get me wrong the old US has had it's fair share of crazies:

• Green River Killer
• Jeffrey Dalmer
• John Wayne Gacy
• Ed Gein (it rubs the lotion on the skin)
• The Zodiac Killer

and NO, Charles Manson doesn't count because he was a mass murderer, thank you. Not a Serial Killer (duh). But I digress. England - something about Serial Killers, Cannibals and Prostitutes I mean, really it's a recipe for disaster. See the CNN article here

Ah well, the more I read about crime, the more I'm hoping that micro-organisms take back the earth or that a Supernova sucks us up. Let the bunnies, kittens and puppies inherite the earth cause humans suck.

Speaking of sucking... three day weekend. I'll be sure to snag pictures of visual attrocities - because it's the beginning of summer (people get drunk, put on clothes in the dark, drink liquid courage to karioke, it's hot, less clothes, people seem to think they are far hotter than actuality) and there's bound to be bad BAD bad fashion. And I'll be there like the caped crusader waiting to strike (and take picture to blog about) so I can defend the rights and eyes of the masses!

Special Place in Hell

I'm confidant that there is a higher power and a mysterious order to this Chaos (of life). What I truely think is that some people are inherently stoopid, evil, and deranged and that those fools deserve a special place in hell.

Not the circle in Dante's Inferno that will likely house me and some of my wickedly funny friends - the intoxicated, soiree where there will be a glass wall of Jimmy Choos and Louboutin shoes and desserts.... for the taking (that we won't be able to break).

Oh.. no. There has to be a special place where people will suffer the same fate they've inflicted on others... say the skinning alive zone for the idiot folks from Oklahoma (*you have no idea how hard it is for me not to jibe the entire state*) that skinned. YES, skinned a puppy. Who the hell would do that? These fools

I really think the government should consider an open house so people could pay an admission fee to either: kick, punch, dunk, throw rotten eggs, debase, throw anything, shoot paintballs at... idiots like those guys. Imagine how much money prisions would make? I simply don't see how people that perform such heinous acts could ever be helpful members of society. I can't even imagine 'imagining' what they did none the less performing it. Yeah.. I think I'm on to something with the humiliation and public punishment charge.

What have we become

Calling a bit of humanity.... Look I know I'm not the best person to sit on a high horse and talk about how we can become better people. Truth be known, I 'try' to be a good person, the blog is my venue to vent over the ridiculousness of people and situations.

That said, I was blown away to hear about the story of a passerbyer pushing a suicidal person off a bridge. I mean... sometimes you see things and you set up the scenario in 'your head' of what we'd do... but never really doing such things. Most people keep things inside - use their inner voice but you have to take a step back when we as a group start to cross the line.... geez.

huh?

I've been meaning to put this up. It's a tumor in a brain. A tumor in the shape of a foot. try to look away. Try! I dare you.

2009 Resolution update

I tried to be a better person but failed the first month. I need to modify this resolution to 'try to be a better person and not kill anyone or get arrested avenging some unkindly act'.
Sounds easy... maybe
but YOU try to avenge a wrong and not get arrested (or caught)... not so easy.

Head cold

Getting sick on friday the 13th. ugh I don't really care about that... but I do care about my trip to NY getting F'ed up.

That would suck... but if I go shopping I may be extra aggressive.... or simply pass out. Last time I felt like shit I did this (see image). I photoshopped a bad memory out of a picture. I would've done worse but it's apparently 'illegal' to set someone on fire..... oh well.
Going to restart the band to get my aggression out. SAD NEWS - I bought two lottery tickets.....and I didn't win.
Guess I gotta keep moving and shakin.. Happy that I'm hanging with the sexy man and one of my fav GalPals this weekend! We shall dominate NYC. I pity the fool that crosses our path.

Anyone looking for Valentine's day ideas - nothing quite says I love you like a big shiny credit card and lots of cocktails!