Showing posts with label Ouch. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ouch. Show all posts

5.20.2013

Thongs - a modern day torture device

That moment you go to the bathroom cause you realize all of a sudden you are going to pee yourself and when you remove your undies it feels as though you waxed your taint.

HOLY Mother of GOD!

It hurts like a son of a gun.

Mental note burn this pair of undies and spend the extra $$ for some bamboo or modal shit.

5.27.2010

Truth is Stranger than Fiction

seriously, you can't make this crap up. This dude, Jarrod Wyatt, drank some wacky mushroom tea and ripped out the heart and eyes of his 21 year old friend. The guy bleed to death after his heart was ripped out of him - WHILE HE WAS ALIVE!! Holy Crap. I shudder to think about this guys last moments. EEWWWW


Now let's access the prepetrator...
1. His name is Jarrod
2. His last name is Wyatt
3. Don't most serial killers have Wyatt or Wayne in their names?
4. What's up with the whacked out hairdo? Please tell me this picture was taken AFTER the mushroom incident because there is NO excuse to walk around looking like this. I mean he should be incarcerated on the fashion crime alone. GUILTY.

Anyways, to read more about this story go to the below link. Oh yeah... one more thing. EWWwwwww......



http://msn.foxsports.com/boxing/story/MMA-fighter-Jarrod-Wyatt-eyes-heart-murder-charge-052610