England has the best Serial Killers

Seriously, throughout history the motherland (you know to America) and Germany always has the most wackiest and wildest serial killers. Don't get me wrong the old US has had it's fair share of crazies:

• Green River Killer
• Jeffrey Dalmer
• John Wayne Gacy
• Ed Gein (it rubs the lotion on the skin)
• The Zodiac Killer

and NO, Charles Manson doesn't count because he was a mass murderer, thank you. Not a Serial Killer (duh). But I digress. England - something about Serial Killers, Cannibals and Prostitutes I mean, really it's a recipe for disaster. See the CNN article here

Ah well, the more I read about crime, the more I'm hoping that micro-organisms take back the earth or that a Supernova sucks us up. Let the bunnies, kittens and puppies inherite the earth cause humans suck.

Speaking of sucking... three day weekend. I'll be sure to snag pictures of visual attrocities - because it's the beginning of summer (people get drunk, put on clothes in the dark, drink liquid courage to karioke, it's hot, less clothes, people seem to think they are far hotter than actuality) and there's bound to be bad BAD bad fashion. And I'll be there like the caped crusader waiting to strike (and take picture to blog about) so I can defend the rights and eyes of the masses!

Just Desserts

hahaha

I know I should feel sorry for the victim, but I think he totally deserved what he got. Sadly, the women who were involved will be prosecuted:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/09/10/wisconsin.sex.assault/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

First, the guy was a perv - arrested on unrelated child abuse charges

Second, the guy was mooch - he skivvied 3k from one of the chicks

Third, the guy was a jerk - hooking up with three or four women and he was married. eeww

Lastly, he probably has the STD's

I do think that 'karma' and karmella and her sisters finally caught up with this guy. Seriously, this article made my day!

Early Christmas fun

(under the tune of "London Bridge is falling down")
Merry Christmas tra la la
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Merry Christmas tra la la
where's my present?!

It's one week till Christmas! Have you done all of your shopping? No worries, if not you still have 6 days, and if you celebrate Christmas 'after Christmas' then you will have loads and loads of bargains.

I wish I had a fraction of the money that bastard Madoff swindled, if I did I would buy all my loveys presents. (I am not condoning stealing people's money, btw. I hope that guy rots in a cell with a roomie named Tiny) Anyways, since I'm not loaded, I thought I give you a present in celebration of the holidays from my heart to yours: