Rock you like a Hurricane!

There's a nasty storm making it's way up the East Coast but I wanted to assure you that I will be okay.  I've pick up my storm rations and am ready to hunker down:
booze
thin mints
bacon
toilet paper
water

the above list may or may not be in order of priority.  All in all I think it will be okay.   Most importantly, I hope that everyone comes out safe and sound.  Even rat tail dude (from my previous post).

Kinda giddy

with excitement now that I'm en route out of the crap hole that has been my abode for the last couple of years.  I've thought long and hard, I will not punch that douche bag in the face.  Nor will I acknowledge him because some people just want attention, any attention.  And considering he is an old lonely angry hobbit that hasn't had booty in probably 20 years... I think him living his miserable life is a fitting punishment.

I'm moving on, to a lovely area with great friends. Yes, I'm sure there will be drama and sassafras - nothing is perfect but... I won't be in a crap hole fearing for my life or that I may break and kill a man...

well maybe.  but that's a whole 'nother batch of blog entries.

holy hubba hubba

So last month other than celebrating one of the greatest days ever (my birthday.... which entailed ALOT of imbibing... for weeks), I officially became a god parent.

It was pretty awesome because:

1. my god kids are rad
2. I didn't combust into flames at the church
3. am kinda Catholic (more on that below) so I can now use my powers for evi....good. yeah.
4. spent the weekend with one of my besties (we would get into soooo much trouble if we lived closer which could be entertaining.. if we could finagle a reality tv show around us.. but alas)

so.. I'm kinda Catholic because during the ceremony..... I had to renounce evil.  Now.... before you get all judgey on me, you should know that I was in shock that nothing happened when I crossed the church threshold and the renouncing questions took me by surprise.  I didn't cross my fingers or anything.  I'm not gonna lie, I was a little bummed until I realized I could use this power of 'god parent' to have the kids do my bidding something like: "you have to let me give you big hugs and kisses now, it's what God would want".  Muah haha ha.  being sorta good, isn't all bad.

Lanvin Trench

2012 is starting off great, I scored a stellar deal on a Lanvin ete 2011 trench, normally $1300+ for $400 at the Barneys outlet. I got the black waxed cotton double-breasted trench coat with notched lapels, button slash pockets and gathering at shoulder. I love the crazy spikey, devil horn shoulders. The trench has a self belt at waist and a center vent on the back.

It has a Matrix, Lady Gaga feel. I'm working on my new year's resolution of making bat shit crazy look good. I'm not really bat shit crazy, but I don't want to wait until I'm 65 to be that eccentric broad with big cocktail rings and wardrobe to die for. Why can't I do that now?

hello goodbye... 2012 it's on

yeah...

so I've been away.

but now I'm back. I still have a shopping problem, hate going to the gym, trying to not be evil while plotting world domination.

it's tough.