England has the best Serial Killers

Seriously, throughout history the motherland (you know to America) and Germany always has the most wackiest and wildest serial killers. Don't get me wrong the old US has had it's fair share of crazies:

• Green River Killer
• Jeffrey Dalmer
• John Wayne Gacy
• Ed Gein (it rubs the lotion on the skin)
• The Zodiac Killer

and NO, Charles Manson doesn't count because he was a mass murderer, thank you. Not a Serial Killer (duh). But I digress. England - something about Serial Killers, Cannibals and Prostitutes I mean, really it's a recipe for disaster. See the CNN article here

Ah well, the more I read about crime, the more I'm hoping that micro-organisms take back the earth or that a Supernova sucks us up. Let the bunnies, kittens and puppies inherite the earth cause humans suck.

Speaking of sucking... three day weekend. I'll be sure to snag pictures of visual attrocities - because it's the beginning of summer (people get drunk, put on clothes in the dark, drink liquid courage to karioke, it's hot, less clothes, people seem to think they are far hotter than actuality) and there's bound to be bad BAD bad fashion. And I'll be there like the caped crusader waiting to strike (and take picture to blog about) so I can defend the rights and eyes of the masses!

Truth is Stranger than Fiction

seriously, you can't make this crap up. This dude, Jarrod Wyatt, drank some wacky mushroom tea and ripped out the heart and eyes of his 21 year old friend. The guy bleed to death after his heart was ripped out of him - WHILE HE WAS ALIVE!! Holy Crap. I shudder to think about this guys last moments. EEWWWW

Now let's access the prepetrator...
1. His name is Jarrod
2. His last name is Wyatt
3. Don't most serial killers have Wyatt or Wayne in their names?
4. What's up with the whacked out hairdo? Please tell me this picture was taken AFTER the mushroom incident because there is NO excuse to walk around looking like this. I mean he should be incarcerated on the fashion crime alone. GUILTY.

Anyways, to read more about this story go to the below link. Oh yeah... one more thing. EWWwwwww......



http://msn.foxsports.com/boxing/story/MMA-fighter-Jarrod-Wyatt-eyes-heart-murder-charge-052610

Called a trend for a reason

Boots and sun dresses Geez. I mean did they have a conference call to prep that ensemble? It's too early to be drunk which is the only explanation I can give.

Braille

so, I could understand putting braille on ALL signs.

But riddle me this, why doesn't the restrooms have braille on the signs yet the Mechanical Room does.

Now don't get me wrong. I love me some blind people but I must admit being a bit closed minded about a blind mechanical/electrical technician. It scares me.

Please don't go into the Mechancial ROOM! What if I switch the signs? I'm just thinking about the greater good and no matter how I dice it, Mr. or Ms. Blind Engineer is not a pretty sight.

that's so 1984

so I don't want to be a sad sally. and I don't know if you are ready for this, with all of the problems of the world: Haiti, war, disease, famine.. etc. but here goes....

(don't hate the messenger....)

The Scorpions.... are breaking up. I will give you a moment, to let this sink in.

Acceptable responses are:
1. Wow, I thought they were dead.
2. The what?!
3. Didn't they break up when I was in grade school?
4. The who?!
5. That's so 1984.
6. Grandpa?

Edumacation

Damn maybe this is why you are a blue collar worker.

Bitchy, maybe.

But if you are operating heavy equipment which I suspect requires a license of some sort, a public worker or in a profession that entails setting up safety parameters for pedestrians - I highly suggest learning how to spell. You know... in case I don't know what the hell a 'sisewalk' is and that it is 'colse' because of a big hole or something. Why?! Why?

Christmas came early, motherfucker

ah... shit! Check out my new pick! I'm so excited. I can't wait to get them and play with it. I mean, I suddenly feel like a rockstar just looking at it.