that's so 1984

so I don't want to be a sad sally. and I don't know if you are ready for this, with all of the problems of the world: Haiti, war, disease, famine.. etc. but here goes....

(don't hate the messenger....)

The Scorpions.... are breaking up. I will give you a moment, to let this sink in.

Acceptable responses are:
1. Wow, I thought they were dead.
2. The what?!
3. Didn't they break up when I was in grade school?
4. The who?!
5. That's so 1984.
6. Grandpa?