Windshield curse

Holy Fuck!  I am cursed.  Third time a rock has hit my windshield and cracked it in a year.

Let's think about those odds.
Of all the people in the DMV, that drive to work about 2 hours a days approximately 192 days a year.  Or 384 hours a year or around 16 solid days of my life per year.....  and I'm the lucky mother fucker that gets a broken windshield..... not once, but THREE times.

Really, can't we just transfer a portion of that craptastic luck over to winning the lottery or something?  I could really do some evi.. "good" with that money and save small animals and orphan shoes.

Uno, the eyebrow

It's hard to see the forest through the trees, especially if the forest is your face and the trees are your eyebrows.

Why didn't anyone tell me I looked like a sasquatch?! It took me 20 minutes to rectify the situation this morning. Can't start the first work day in the new year looking crazy. Today's public service announcement is:

Friends don't let friends have uni-brows, thank you and have a good day!

Wow....

While online doing some research work (TMZ) I came across the above image. It makes me laugh and die a little on the inside - at the same time. Apparently this guy is Shawn Johnson's stalker from Dancing with the Stars. Can't really say we are surprised that this guys is uh.......

unstable. hmm... I don't know if the turquoise bikini bottom or the pink half shirt gave it away. His mother must be soo proud. Assuming he didn't kill her. PSYCHO....

hahaha... people are freaks.

Testing fool

Technically I'm testy... but I digress. Been testing and working on documentation. Fun... maybe. It beats this weekend which was pretty grey, damp and cold. I've decided to postpone early retirement to save and become a Winterbird. (okay... maybe I have no choice in postponing retirement... thanks Economy and Mom and Dad...)

I'm still fighting the good fight. I'm a little on the grumpy side today, don't know why. Going to the Sauna to feel better and then to a lame ole meeting. ugh.

I hope my dear Tam is fine - she's on Spring Break in mExiCo...... if she has all of her extremities I will be happy.

I was naughty on Friday due to imbibing a hellava lot and eating happy hour food. Hint - eat before you go out.. less tempting. So... back to square one. I am pleased to inform that the Split Pea and Black Bean soup were actually....edible. crazy. I know. Nearly one month before my birthday. ugh.