4 Reasllz?

Okay, catching up on the juicy news while I was busy.

There was a 60 person brawl in Frederick, MD.  The news is sooo funny, they said they are trying to determine the cause.  I've go to put on my thinking caps for this one..... do you think it could be .....
ALCOHOL and STUPID PEOPLE?

maybe.  ya think?

Cruise debacle

this will make sense if you are from DC.....

that awkward moment on WTOP when the newscaster briefed on the Italian Cruise ship disaster story to come.... and they played a commercial for Norwegian cruise line.

FAIL.

RedBox

Dear Dumb Ass,

Redbox is not hard to use. Wtf!!? Grade school children can use it. Holy Crap.

I should keep on typing until this fool is done but I fear my finger would cramp up from typing. People that can't use RedBox should have their licenses revoked!!!

Karma Police

This morning while parking my car for work I noticed a truck that was parked in the middle of two parking spaces. Kinda like this..........

but not half as crappy as this

I mean seriously, what the hell. I really wonder about people. Did they wake up and say "I want to be an asshole today", "Today feels like a good day for someone to scratch fuck you into my car", or "I hope my tires get slashed today". Nobody wants to be 'that' guy. And if you do, you're an asshole.

I wish I could right the wrongs of the world one petty vindictive act at a time.

Just Desserts

hahaha

I know I should feel sorry for the victim, but I think he totally deserved what he got. Sadly, the women who were involved will be prosecuted:

http://www.cnn.com/2009/CRIME/09/10/wisconsin.sex.assault/index.html?iref=mpstoryview

First, the guy was a perv - arrested on unrelated child abuse charges

Second, the guy was mooch - he skivvied 3k from one of the chicks

Third, the guy was a jerk - hooking up with three or four women and he was married. eeww

Lastly, he probably has the STD's

I do think that 'karma' and karmella and her sisters finally caught up with this guy. Seriously, this article made my day!

Ad huh what?

I seriously wonder if the ad agency was smoking crack cause I have no idea what the hell this means. . .

• is it riduculously refreshing?
• and if so, why is it ridiculous?
• shouldn't it be refreshing?
• what does Ludicris have to do with this ad?
• is the ad ludicrous?

Stoopid!