Survey says BONG

So flamey chiffon situation is bad. BAD!!!!! She was such a pretty girl too.

Ad huh what?

I seriously wonder if the ad agency was smoking crack cause I have no idea what the hell this means. . .

• is it riduculously refreshing?
• and if so, why is it ridiculous?
• shouldn't it be refreshing?
• what does Ludicris have to do with this ad?
• is the ad ludicrous?

Stoopid!

Mirrors anyone?

Where do I start? Okay I was at the store and saw the above situation. Black tights and booty shorts is unacceptable on anyone unless you work at Hooters, are in a dinner theater, in the theater or a stripper.. Since I'm not the fashion police (thank your lucky stars cause I'd be giving out citations left and right), PEOPLE don't wear something so the shirt rides up your back for everyone to see that your tights are hiked up and your shorts are small and riding down. I can't tell if that is booty crack or the piping on the tights. People don't want to see that. I could've been buying food or something. What the, what the! Ah well.

Wow....

While online doing some research work (TMZ) I came across the above image. It makes me laugh and die a little on the inside - at the same time. Apparently this guy is Shawn Johnson's stalker from Dancing with the Stars. Can't really say we are surprised that this guys is uh.......

unstable. hmm... I don't know if the turquoise bikini bottom or the pink half shirt gave it away. His mother must be soo proud. Assuming he didn't kill her. PSYCHO....

hahaha... people are freaks.

Retrospect

I've been thinking about life lately. Wondering when and how things sneak up on you. Like age, or weight. They just creep up and BOOM you're like WTF, when did this happen.

I'm doing my best to control the latter, nearly 4 pounds lost but it makes me thinking about how much more I need to lose. I must be patience but I like tangibles. this sucks.

The big 35 is around the corner, I'm trying to lose it. I will keep you posted. I did go shopping though. Hey, nearly a month sans shopping I'm pretty proud I lasted that long. However I did make up by binge shopping. The bonus is I'm set on shoes for the spring and summer and I got stellar deals. STELLAR. It's really all about the discount.

Anyways back to the grind. Friday atlast!!

St paddy's

Happy!

Testing fool

Technically I'm testy... but I digress. Been testing and working on documentation. Fun... maybe. It beats this weekend which was pretty grey, damp and cold. I've decided to postpone early retirement to save and become a Winterbird. (okay... maybe I have no choice in postponing retirement... thanks Economy and Mom and Dad...)

I'm still fighting the good fight. I'm a little on the grumpy side today, don't know why. Going to the Sauna to feel better and then to a lame ole meeting. ugh.

I hope my dear Tam is fine - she's on Spring Break in mExiCo...... if she has all of her extremities I will be happy.

I was naughty on Friday due to imbibing a hellava lot and eating happy hour food. Hint - eat before you go out.. less tempting. So... back to square one. I am pleased to inform that the Split Pea and Black Bean soup were actually....edible. crazy. I know. Nearly one month before my birthday. ugh.