au natural

ummm.. that's ballsy.  Go Kathy (Griffin).  She is totally unrecognizable.  I kinda like the creeper smile too.  She's all "Take that paparazzi!".

Muah.. human kind is going down

Okay, so I haven't written in a minute, been all mad crazy busy.  I'm pleased to say that I didn't commit any homicides, I had my doubts but then school started back up.  And now everyone is ok.  Yay!

Anyways, do you remember the Eddie Murphy song about Booty in the Butt?  As luck would have it, maybe this criminal liked that song a little TOO much.  Check it, this fool got busted burglarizing a place and was found naked with a Computer Mouse up da Butt.

EWWwwww.  EW, I say.  His mother must be sooo proud.  Muah haha

Ha, and this dude found out his lady love was HIV Positive, instead of figuring out the next steps for both of them.  This guys was all HELL'S NO, you ain't getting No Sympathy.  He stabbed her dead.  Wow, I mean, I know you are all upset and stuff but damn dude, prison healthcare isn't the best.  Now you are STUCK.

Beaver attacking a geezer

Reason 54 as to why I don't exercise.

this is also reason 22 why I don't swim in ponds/lakes. .. that and barracudas, alligators, anacondas, piranhas, chupracoabra and any other thing that lives in the wild and can attack people.

yo, keep your ass in the house.

damn.

but the lady lived.  yay darwin.

Glow in the Dark nail polish

it's legit and really works.  I got some at Hot Topic.

Yes, I know that is a store for 14 yr olds.  I don't care.

But if I pick at my nails and ingest some of the polish.  Will my poop glow in the dark?  Hmmmm

Bizzzsay

Serious been straight up busy.  No juicy gossip or stories...

sorry.

However, the good news is that I've scoped out two lovely sites for you (that are great)!  You can thank me later:
http://www.solestruck.com
http://www.asos.com

Kisses!

Brain FREEEEZE

what the fuck is up with this!  (see image)  what is this you say, well it's about a 1/4 teaspoon of ice cream in a gallon container - THAT WAS LEFT IN THE FREEZER.

when I asked one of the possible culprits if this was their handy work, the assailant confessed and said that they were going to eat the rest later.  UMmmm.. to say that this is a tablespoon of ice cream is pushing it.  I mean, really?  I got to tell you, I'm SOOO scared about the future of America.  I am sure this seems petty to some but it's simply indicative of complete thoughtlessness.  plus it's a little rude.

when you wonder why I'm stashing snacks and stuff over neighbors houses, I implore you to look at the above pic.

Death Penalty

I will be the first to admit that sometimes I'm insensitive bitch. but come on... with the rash of insanity and people shooting folks in public places I got to wonder what the f is up with our Justice system.

Look, I believe that the basis of the US Penal System is good, in fact it's pretty ideal and romantic.  I also understand that some folks have cards stacked up against them from a race and socio-economic standpoint.  So, the burden should be on the courts to prove if a person is guilty.  However, if someone commits a heinous crime and there are witnesses AND there are documents/rants/proof at the suspects house AND they admit their guilt I see nothing wrong with cutting straight to the chase and killing the person.

I mean it's a waste of time and tax payer dollars to go to court and give a life sentence.  When I read headlines on CNN that Jared Lee Loughner is expected to plead guilty on the mass shooting in AZ last year, my reaction is NO FUCKIN SHIT Sherlock.  I mean, he DID do it, he DID admit it and he's fucking looney.  You can't fix that shit.

He needs to slip in the bathroom and break his neck. 

I'm happy that the shooter in the Sikh Temple killings was killed by the police.  You can spin your wheels all day to try to figure out why someone does the stuff they do but you simply can't rationalize crazy.