Grrrr BRrrrr

It's craptastic outside.

I want to be at home under the covers with a certain canine. What did I do in a past life to warrant working full time? I think it's quite clear I used to be royalty... now I have to work ALLL the time and live in squalor in a building with crazy people that don't pay their association fees. I swear I hear rat noises from the dumpster the other night. It sounded like birds... but it wasn't. I spend my days plotting .....

It's gray, foggy, cold and blaaa. I might buy a lottery tix today.

Lanvin Trench

2012 is starting off great, I scored a stellar deal on a Lanvin ete 2011 trench, normally $1300+ for $400 at the Barneys outlet. I got the black waxed cotton double-breasted trench coat with notched lapels, button slash pockets and gathering at shoulder. I love the crazy spikey, devil horn shoulders. The trench has a self belt at waist and a center vent on the back.

It has a Matrix, Lady Gaga feel. I'm working on my new year's resolution of making bat shit crazy look good. I'm not really bat shit crazy, but I don't want to wait until I'm 65 to be that eccentric broad with big cocktail rings and wardrobe to die for. Why can't I do that now?

Right turns

Why are right turns so hard for people to make? Wth! It's a right turn, you look and you turn. Simple. It shouldn't take five years to do.

Cruise debacle

this will make sense if you are from DC.....

that awkward moment on WTOP when the newscaster briefed on the Italian Cruise ship disaster story to come.... and they played a commercial for Norwegian cruise line.

FAIL.

RedBox

Dear Dumb Ass,

Redbox is not hard to use. Wtf!!? Grade school children can use it. Holy Crap.

I should keep on typing until this fool is done but I fear my finger would cramp up from typing. People that can't use RedBox should have their licenses revoked!!!

Squalor

ugh... I want to move desperately.

DESPERATELY

This is the area outside of my building. The fence is jacked up, there is trash not IN the dumpster but around it. People leave furniture, mattresses, crap, small children there.

Kidding about the small children, had to make sure you were paying attention. But seriously, it's a crap hole. I am hoping and praying I can move the f out.

I'm also hoping that jack wad Ed spontaneously combust and that I win the lottery (a big one). finger crossed.

Ah... the U.S. Legal system

Just when you don't think things can get weirder or people stupider....

I read this article about a woman who is suing the estate of a person that got hit by a train. Yes, you read correctly. Seems this woman was hit by a large piece of the deceased body part and is suing for damages. Okay, I'm sorry your leg got broken and you fell down but geez, have a heart, the person didn't plan on getting hit by a train. Now to go after their family after this loss?

What the hell is wrong with people? I like the quote on another article related to this that said

Apparently, not even death can prevent the system from biting you in the ass.