Glow in the Dark nail polish

it's legit and really works.  I got some at Hot Topic.

Yes, I know that is a store for 14 yr olds.  I don't care.

But if I pick at my nails and ingest some of the polish.  Will my poop glow in the dark?  Hmmmm

Bizzzsay

Serious been straight up busy.  No juicy gossip or stories...

sorry.

However, the good news is that I've scoped out two lovely sites for you (that are great)!  You can thank me later:
http://www.solestruck.com
http://www.asos.com

Kisses!

Brain FREEEEZE

what the fuck is up with this!  (see image)  what is this you say, well it's about a 1/4 teaspoon of ice cream in a gallon container - THAT WAS LEFT IN THE FREEZER.

when I asked one of the possible culprits if this was their handy work, the assailant confessed and said that they were going to eat the rest later.  UMmmm.. to say that this is a tablespoon of ice cream is pushing it.  I mean, really?  I got to tell you, I'm SOOO scared about the future of America.  I am sure this seems petty to some but it's simply indicative of complete thoughtlessness.  plus it's a little rude.

when you wonder why I'm stashing snacks and stuff over neighbors houses, I implore you to look at the above pic.

Death Penalty

I will be the first to admit that sometimes I'm insensitive bitch. but come on... with the rash of insanity and people shooting folks in public places I got to wonder what the f is up with our Justice system.

Look, I believe that the basis of the US Penal System is good, in fact it's pretty ideal and romantic.  I also understand that some folks have cards stacked up against them from a race and socio-economic standpoint.  So, the burden should be on the courts to prove if a person is guilty.  However, if someone commits a heinous crime and there are witnesses AND there are documents/rants/proof at the suspects house AND they admit their guilt I see nothing wrong with cutting straight to the chase and killing the person.

I mean it's a waste of time and tax payer dollars to go to court and give a life sentence.  When I read headlines on CNN that Jared Lee Loughner is expected to plead guilty on the mass shooting in AZ last year, my reaction is NO FUCKIN SHIT Sherlock.  I mean, he DID do it, he DID admit it and he's fucking looney.  You can't fix that shit.

He needs to slip in the bathroom and break his neck. 

I'm happy that the shooter in the Sikh Temple killings was killed by the police.  You can spin your wheels all day to try to figure out why someone does the stuff they do but you simply can't rationalize crazy.

Never dissapointed

True story.  I went to Big Lots.  If anyone has ever been to Big Lots you know that it's quite possibly a couple steps below Walmart but there are some great deals.  Maybe things are past the expiration date, 'retro', and you seriously need to avoid eye contact with the other shoppers but it's worth a trip.

So, I'm at Big Lots in Vegas (take all of the above and multiply the 'awesomeness' err... optical travestry by 3) and my friend said that after milling about in the store that his kids are A OK.  That they could very well run for public office in comparison with folks onsite.

I'm won't deny, that comparatively they seem like Valevictorians... however... is it really good to have such low standards?  I mean, it's great for ego building purposes but come on.  The folks at the store were a couple Darwin steps short of  chimps... and I'd have a pretty solid argument that I'm insulting the monkeys.  So, do you think it's good to have low expectations to not be disappointed?
Or should we aim for the stars to strive for more?
Discuss.

4 Reasllz?

Okay, catching up on the juicy news while I was busy.

There was a 60 person brawl in Frederick, MD.  The news is sooo funny, they said they are trying to determine the cause.  I've go to put on my thinking caps for this one..... do you think it could be .....
ALCOHOL and STUPID PEOPLE?

maybe.  ya think?

Beat Carries on

I wish I could say that this week is getting better.  That I ran into Johnny Depp at 7-11 and he asked me to marry him.  But nay.

I have been busy off the chain and continue to get nastygrams from clients.  Last I checked I don't have a latex suit and a red ball in my mouth so I really don't know what the F is up with this shit.  Seriously, I just sent a note to a client thanking them, telling them to have a nice day and that we looked forward to hearing from them... after they bitch slapped me.  It's my passive aggressive way of telling them to simmer down.

Good thing is that I'm losing weight.
Bad thing is because I'm too f'ing busy to take a lunch.

Don't get me wrong, if I deserve a bitch slap I'm straight up about it. But this is some BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLL  SHIT.