Braille

so, I could understand putting braille on ALL signs.

But riddle me this, why doesn't the restrooms have braille on the signs yet the Mechanical Room does.

Now don't get me wrong. I love me some blind people but I must admit being a bit closed minded about a blind mechanical/electrical technician. It scares me.

Please don't go into the Mechancial ROOM! What if I switch the signs? I'm just thinking about the greater good and no matter how I dice it, Mr. or Ms. Blind Engineer is not a pretty sight.

that's so 1984

so I don't want to be a sad sally. and I don't know if you are ready for this, with all of the problems of the world: Haiti, war, disease, famine.. etc. but here goes....

(don't hate the messenger....)

The Scorpions.... are breaking up. I will give you a moment, to let this sink in.

Acceptable responses are:
1. Wow, I thought they were dead.
2. The what?!
3. Didn't they break up when I was in grade school?
4. The who?!
5. That's so 1984.
6. Grandpa?

Edumacation

Damn maybe this is why you are a blue collar worker.

Bitchy, maybe.

But if you are operating heavy equipment which I suspect requires a license of some sort, a public worker or in a profession that entails setting up safety parameters for pedestrians - I highly suggest learning how to spell. You know... in case I don't know what the hell a 'sisewalk' is and that it is 'colse' because of a big hole or something. Why?! Why?

Christmas came early, motherfucker

ah... shit! Check out my new pick! I'm so excited. I can't wait to get them and play with it. I mean, I suddenly feel like a rockstar just looking at it.

Tavi

Had I known that having kids would be the next shee shee thing since Krispy Kremes, I might have seriously pondered it. Especially if there were a warrantly and assurance that I'd end up with one like Tavi:

http://tavi-thenewgirlintown.blogspot.com/

I mean, I kinda wanna be a hater cause - seriously she is living the life. The LIFE! I could die and come back a hundred times but her life now is pretty damn amazing. Then, really, it's hard not to like her. Just reading her blog, interviews or videos, and you realize that this kid is really intelligent and very savvy.

Better now...

Well, the citizens of sketchyville have left the building, my building that is. I'm content for now. I hope the next residents are more mindful and respectful.

However, as I am one for prepardness, I bought pepper spray, whistle and a taser. I pity the fool.

seriously..

Hate my ghetto ass place

I placed another call to the Montgomery County police about our laundry room being burglarized AGAIN (three fucking times now) case number S09053114 for the second laundry room break in 9.3 and the third incident on 9.18.

This is the third time in six weeks. I know it's an inside job and would wager it is the work of the assholes in Unit 301. I HATE THEM. Ever since these fuckers moved in - February/March we've had the police called a bunch of times, two incidents of smashed in lobby door, littered front lobby area and a urinated carpet in the elevator. Now the sketcky women are gone and the guys are living there. I know that there is something bad going on there. I HATE IT, I HATE THEM. I'm miserable.

500 thayer unit 301 = evil slackjaw motherfuckers. they will be the primary suspects if anything happens.