TMI

Is there a gentle way of letting someone know that they divulge a little too much information about themselves?

This is one of my new years or maybe lifetime solutions. How to kindly detract, obvert, or dissuade people from talking about past convictions, issues with bodily fluids, medical conditions and the such.

really. it's unnecessary and creeps people out. Any advice?

holy mother mcgee

Just read an article about a big ass rat found in NY Bronx Foot Locker. Dezam.... that is a monster. Authorities believe it to be Gambian Pouched Rat, you know it's bad when they say 'although harmless, if you see one walk away and call animal control". Isn't that what they say when you encounter an armed assailant or someone on the most wanted list? Mice problem ain't looking sooo bad now, huh? I'll take my measally mice anyday! I can atleast capture or kill them without bodily harm.

The original article is found here.

lazy blog post

Had to update my blog today. First Friday of the year. Yay!

I'm lazy.

Karma Police

This morning while parking my car for work I noticed a truck that was parked in the middle of two parking spaces. Kinda like this..........

but not half as crappy as this

I mean seriously, what the hell. I really wonder about people. Did they wake up and say "I want to be an asshole today", "Today feels like a good day for someone to scratch fuck you into my car", or "I hope my tires get slashed today". Nobody wants to be 'that' guy. And if you do, you're an asshole.

I wish I could right the wrongs of the world one petty vindictive act at a time.

Zombie Proof

Apparently I'm not the only crazy person. I'm actually relatively sane. I know there are no real zombies... there may eventually be a break down in society because we keep raising the deficit and the US dollar will be as valuable as rice. FUCKERS... but I don't really anticipate a Zombie Apocalypse .. a nuclear one yes, but not a zombie one. These folks went the extra mile and have prepared for their homes. I'm feeling a little inadequate right now. I mean, as if my 401k wasn't sorry enough, I'm clearly not prepared for the future.

Zombie House article
Zombie House article two... it's a totally separate house and person... HA!!

Uno, the eyebrow

It's hard to see the forest through the trees, especially if the forest is your face and the trees are your eyebrows.

Why didn't anyone tell me I looked like a sasquatch?! It took me 20 minutes to rectify the situation this morning. Can't start the first work day in the new year looking crazy. Today's public service announcement is:

Friends don't let friends have uni-brows, thank you and have a good day!

Meh..ditative

Happy for the new year. Although my back is all achey and I feel old. It's all in all starting off well. The last couple of days have been really pretty! I'm enjoying it while it last, within the past 48 hours it's gotten hella cold.

Here's to another year of friends, massages and saucyness.