1. Maybe the Evil Queen wasn't so evil.
2. Maybe Snow White was a little hussy delinquent that got in all kinda of trouble and did all sorts of unsavory things. (She hangs out in the woods with 7 men, 'talks' to animals... for all you know she was eating wild mushrooms)
3. What if Snow White killed her mother and perhaps her dad was a love blinded fool (I mean he married the evil queen).
4. What if the Queen was trying to be a responsible role model, teach her about properly fitting into society and Snow White was a spoiled ego centric entitled a-hole?
I think truth is stranger than fiction. And that a new version of the story needs to be told. Don't even get me started on Hansel and Gretel trespassing committing B&E to that little old lady that wanted to be left alone. Assholes.
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6.19.2013
10.09.2008
Hell in a handbasket
It seems like things are going:d
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Crap. Interesting times we live in. I feel bad for the elderly and people on fixed income.
I've got 80 more years to work until I retire. (and by retire I mean die because there will no longer be retirement for my generation) In fact, I may need to consider whether I want kids, initially my stand has been 'Nay'. However, kids does equal indentured servants and place where I can watch QVC and have my grandkids steal money out of my purse. A place I can lie my cane and torment loved ones, and most importantly guilt into caring for me forever and ever.
Crumbs. I wasn't intending on procreating but since there will be no social security and my 401k has sponteneaously combusted I may need to reconsider. This sucks. It will be interesting to see what will happen the next year or so. I'm thinking things won't get better until 3rd or 4th quarter next year. What would be neat to track is the increase of crime and suicide rate. Not everybody has the capability to overcome hardships.
A great side effect is that people will develop a better understanding of living within their means and become economically savvy. It's a tough lesson but in the end so many people will benefit.
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