lazy blog post

Had to update my blog today. First Friday of the year. Yay!

I'm lazy.

Karma Police

This morning while parking my car for work I noticed a truck that was parked in the middle of two parking spaces. Kinda like this..........

but not half as crappy as this

I mean seriously, what the hell. I really wonder about people. Did they wake up and say "I want to be an asshole today", "Today feels like a good day for someone to scratch fuck you into my car", or "I hope my tires get slashed today". Nobody wants to be 'that' guy. And if you do, you're an asshole.

I wish I could right the wrongs of the world one petty vindictive act at a time.

Zombie Proof

Apparently I'm not the only crazy person. I'm actually relatively sane. I know there are no real zombies... there may eventually be a break down in society because we keep raising the deficit and the US dollar will be as valuable as rice. FUCKERS... but I don't really anticipate a Zombie Apocalypse .. a nuclear one yes, but not a zombie one. These folks went the extra mile and have prepared for their homes. I'm feeling a little inadequate right now. I mean, as if my 401k wasn't sorry enough, I'm clearly not prepared for the future.

Zombie House article
Zombie House article two... it's a totally separate house and person... HA!!

Uno, the eyebrow

It's hard to see the forest through the trees, especially if the forest is your face and the trees are your eyebrows.

Why didn't anyone tell me I looked like a sasquatch?! It took me 20 minutes to rectify the situation this morning. Can't start the first work day in the new year looking crazy. Today's public service announcement is:

Friends don't let friends have uni-brows, thank you and have a good day!

Meh..ditative

Happy for the new year. Although my back is all achey and I feel old. It's all in all starting off well. The last couple of days have been really pretty! I'm enjoying it while it last, within the past 48 hours it's gotten hella cold.

Here's to another year of friends, massages and saucyness.

Fav TV shows

People often come to me for my sound advice in fashion, shopping, eats, snarkyness and the like.

I'm a public service worker, it's my duty to help those in need. So in the spirit of the holidays I've decided to share my favorite shows. I look forward to your comments to see whether you agree or disagree or have any other suggestions. Remember nothing too cerebral. Now, make an assessment!

1. True Blood - it's in Season 5, on in June. It's about Vampires, Humans, Werewolves and all things supernatural. It's like a sexy, scandalous, freaky soap opera with lots of hubba hubba and bom chicka bow wow. Based on novels by Charlaine Harris (which are also awesome). On HBO.
2. The Walking Dead - it's in Season 2, currently on hiatus until 2/12 so you have ample time to catch up. It's about.... Zombies. Once you get past the zombie plot, it's really a character study on human nature and what people do under adversity. Pretty interesting to see all the characters and their growth. On AMC.
3. American Horror Story - Season 1 just finished this December. It's about people in haunted houses. It's dark and delish and chaulk full of death and mayhem. I don't want to give too much away. On FX.
4. Once Upon a Time - Season 1. A twist on the classic fairy tales focusing on Snow White and the Evil Queen. Great stories and characters and is one of the only shows on my list you can watch with kids. On ABC, back on 1/8.
5. Shameless - it's in Season 2, revamp of British show about drunk slacker dad, and his family focusing on their antics to make ends meet. Really good story especially in lieu of the current economic situation. On Showtime, back on 1/8.
6. Game of Thrones - it's in Season 2, really kick ass story about the Stark family and the politics/kingdoms of their land. It has a dark, fantasy, medieval feel. There is much scheming, treachery, and fighting. On HBO, back on 4/15.
7. Hell on Wheels - Season 1. About the building the railroads in the wild west, it's really good. There's a soldier, a freedman, indians,and a greedy railroad tycoon. It's hella good. On AMC.

hello goodbye... 2012 it's on

yeah...

so I've been away.

but now I'm back. I still have a shopping problem, hate going to the gym, trying to not be evil while plotting world domination.

it's tough.