Deadlocked - Charlaine Harris f'ed me

I'm a bit of a bibliophile.  I love books, reading them, listening to them, even going to a bookstore.   It saddens me that bookstores are fast becoming unicorns... oh so rare.

That said, I finally caught up on the last Charlaine Harris Sookie Stackhouse series novel and I gotta say, I'm bitterly dissapointed.  It may not take much to dissappoint me but this book really made me sad.  I've diligently read all the books (save two that I listened to), and I love love love the HBO series (eventhough it verved a bit off course) but the last book DEADLOCKED f'ing sucked.  It was soooo redundant.  I mean it's the 12th book in the series, I know the characters.  I KNOW the damn characters for GAWD sakes!!!  You DON'T need to tell me 12 times.  I'm not drunk or slow.  Okay.. I'm not drunk... right now.  And there was barely any sexy time in the book.  like NADA!!   Sookie can't make up her damn mind on who she wants to get with: Eric, Bill, Sam.  WTF.  There was no passion and barely a storyline.  Just a bunch of fodder. 

Maybe if I were drunk while listening to this, it would've been less painful.

If you are considering reading or listening to this book, read this review first because you will never get those hours back and I love you too much to say I told you so.

I'm listening to Real Murders by Charlaine Harris, I hope this will rectify the gaping hole in my heart.  I really hate it when you begin to hate something you loved sooo much like the time I ate four whole packages of Peeps and got nauseous... but that's another story.

MotherTrucker Santa

I don't know if it's karma, somebody with a whacked sense of humor or just my shitty luck but as I was commuting in today, a rock hit my windshield.

and it dented it.

like the width of my pinky finger.

not cool Santa Claus.  Not freaking cool. I highly suggest getting on the do not call list cause once I track down your address you may find a bag on fire at your front door.

Puppy killer

What could be worse than a serial killer?  A clown serial killer yes.  And a Puppy Killer most definitely.  Three words:
what the fuck

Perhaps his parents kicked him in the ribs as a child.  I dunno know.  All I know is if anyone can kill a puppy, they can pretty much kill anything, a human or child.  What a waste of flesh.

Maba be KRAZYYY

I'm not gonna lie, I'm kinda embarrassed to say I'm from DC.  I mean, it's no surprise why DC can't get status as a state when they elect jokers like Marion Barry, Vincent Gray and Adrian Fenty.  So many clowns and crooks.  I won't go into specifics but you can google stories of crooked DC politicians.

I will mention that Ex Crackalack Mayor Barry, who is a council member (don't ask me how), recently put his foot in his mouth AGAIN.  This time, he was passing out turkeys (which is noble) but when reporters asked who was paying for the turkeys, this turkey said only "liberal white folks" care about turkey funding.  For realz?  I would think any DC tax payers regardless of political allegiance or race would give a shit about how their tax money is being spent.  What the hell is wrong with this fool?

Office Space, have you seen it

It's a great movie, quintessential IT/Cube Farm movie.  Has all the crazy characters: techies, weirdo techie, micro manager, regular jane/joe work trying to hold onto their soul etc etc.

That's my go to movie when things are crazy.  There is a particular scene when the characters are jacking up a copy machine.  I've been there and have wanted to take a bat to one.


alas.

um... I might had a beer for lunch and eaten a salad with chop sticks.
at my desk.

it's kinda like that. 

One of those days

truthfully, it's been one of those weeks.

not a good thing.

I may take up drinking like a sailor cause I sure as shit been cursing like one lately.  I can't decide if I should or shouldn't have a punching bag.  Or maybe take up throwing knives. 

and I bought a $5 scratch off and did NOT win.  FML.

Commuting with fancy pants

Is it just me or does the DMV area have a shit ton of celebrities and high falooting political types or gazillionaires?

I ask because every time I drive anywhere especially 495 there's always a couple jackwads that act as though they are superior and everyone else is in 'their way'.  Many a times I've been tempted to get out of the car and ask for their autograph because they must be really fucking important to tailgate, zig zag and ride on the shoulder as if it's their personal lane.

by the way, I've also been tempted to create a bumper sticker that say's in kinda smaller writing so you have to be close to see it -

"Let me dash on some lipstick before riding my ass.

Tailgaters SUCK!"

Is is wrong that I wish this on asshole drivers? If they want to commit suicide, have at it, just don't take the rest of us with you. fuckers.