Snowtacular Catastrophe

I am so sorry to have to tell you that I think it's armageddon.  The worst thing that could have possibly happened other than the zombie apocalypse is here.  NOW.  It's not enough to be trapped at home. or possibly lose power.  or that it's cold and snowy.

or you ran out of milk...

The snow storm delayed Girl Scout cookies.

WHY!!???  Anything but the cookies.

Rock you like a Hurricane!

There's a nasty storm making it's way up the East Coast but I wanted to assure you that I will be okay.  I've pick up my storm rations and am ready to hunker down:
booze
thin mints
bacon
toilet paper
water

the above list may or may not be in order of priority.  All in all I think it will be okay.   Most importantly, I hope that everyone comes out safe and sound.  Even rat tail dude (from my previous post).