Halloween

Is the gift that keeps on giving!  I scored candy and will score sale candy tomorrow, but it was great cause I stayed home and gave out candy.
no one else was around.
it was quiet.
I ate in silence.

and yes, it was golden.

Rock you like a Hurricane!

There's a nasty storm making it's way up the East Coast but I wanted to assure you that I will be okay.  I've pick up my storm rations and am ready to hunker down:
booze
thin mints
bacon
toilet paper
water

the above list may or may not be in order of priority.  All in all I think it will be okay.   Most importantly, I hope that everyone comes out safe and sound.  Even rat tail dude (from my previous post).

Present 4 U!

I know it's too early for Christmas, but perhaps you can use this as inspiration for your Halloween costume.

You can thank me later.

For those non cosmopolitan folks, this is a Rat Tail (literal and figurative).  The rat tail haircut was prevalent in the 80's, 90's and in certain groups: soccer players and guitarist in hair bands circa 1983-1997.  It is a distant cousin to the Mullet (see below).  This is an exceptional example of a rat tail, as the shape incorporates the look of a rat.  This my friend, is a true piece of art.  I might have peed a little when I saw this.

F U, scale! F U!!!

Someone we all know and love had major dental work done.  It hurt like shit.  Seriously, I thought I flew to London and encountered a gang of skin heads that kick my jaw in.  Non stop ache and headaches for a week.  I'm all tired and bitchy cause I keep waking up at 3/4am from sheer pain.

but the kicker is ... after nearly of week of mushy food the fucking scale has barely moved.  WTF.  I was expecting a 5lb loss.  I'm soooo pissed.