Present 4 U!

I know it's too early for Christmas, but perhaps you can use this as inspiration for your Halloween costume.

You can thank me later.

For those non cosmopolitan folks, this is a Rat Tail (literal and figurative).  The rat tail haircut was prevalent in the 80's, 90's and in certain groups: soccer players and guitarist in hair bands circa 1983-1997.  It is a distant cousin to the Mullet (see below).  This is an exceptional example of a rat tail, as the shape incorporates the look of a rat.  This my friend, is a true piece of art.  I might have peed a little when I saw this.