STFU

Omg, the 15 min ride to get brunch is killing me cause people won't shut the fuck up.  I swear to god I won't survive.

Rethinking the worth of brunch.

Silver Sprung is an official metropolitan zone

How do I know?  Because you know you are in the city when there is a high ratio of craziness.  Legit, I just saw three crazy dudes in the span of 5 minutes in less than two blocks of each other.
1. A guy with a paint bucket of window washing tools on the corner talking to himself.
2. Another guy near the same corner having a conference call with the residents of Crazitown and he wasn't on a phone.  I am secretly happy that I can't read lips.
3. The last guy was combing the Safeway (the irony is not lost upon me) parking lot in a neon traffic vest holding a red battery or gas canister like item waiting for people to talk to, sucker or murder.

He actually must've known I was writing about him because he crossed by my car twice.  I took a quick pic for your pleasure and high tailed outta there.

I'm a prude

I guess cause I don't think it's okay for your kid to have sex in the basement when adults are around (or at all).  No, you are not a brilliant mastermind covering up your tracks with girly fragrance while watching tv under a bunch of blankets.  I might make an exception if said deviant has a job and surely wouldn't give two f*cks if they didn't live here.  But alas.

Actually I'm a prude because it's not acceptable unless your kid is out of college or has a job and is married to that person.  That's just what I think.

Plus we know the most fertile folks are not necessarily the smartest ie: Walmart, Piggaly Wiggaly.  And with my luck....these fools will have quintuplets.